I’m Just Not That Into Scarlett Johansson

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bill-swift - February 4, 2009

I appreciate Scarlett Johansson wanting to dress up all nice for the premiere of her new movie, I'm Just Not That Into You, but this is what we call an EPIC FAIL. I don't know where to begin exactly, so let's start at the top. The hair. I've seen worse, but this totally isn't working. Not with her complection, and not that flat. That is some seriously flat hair. Good thing her boobs aren't that flat. And speaking of boobs, that dress. What the fuck is she wearing? It looks like she took the dress with most stains she could find on it, and then added a few more. It's kind of shiteous. At least we got a little bit of cleavage. So basically, the only good thing about Scarlett Johansson right now is her boobs. So overall she still wins.

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