bill-swift - October 8, 2014
Iggy Azalea and her stupendous booty went shopping in Los Angeles in a pair of really tight colorful tights. These things were so constrictive that it looked like they were painted on. Needless to say they showed off Iggy's most famous asset: her booty. Iggy's butt has become an international phenomenon, especially when she released the aptly titled song Booty and its accompanying video with fellow bootyrrific star Jennifer Lopez. Have you seen that video? It's a must for anyone who enjoys chicks in unitards showing off their backsides while being inexplicably sweaty. I also think she's really pretty. Iggy is my kind of woman, nice boobs, thin, and a big 'ol butt. As the great poet Sir-Mix-A-Lot once said, "She got to have much back".
I want to produce a reality show about the daily adventures of Iggy and her booty. I'll call it "Iggy and Me" and it will be narrated by her derriere. You think I can get it greenlit?