Iggy Azalea Purple People Eater For Mexico

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Iggy Azalea was spotted wearing a two piece bathing suit on a yacht in Los Cabos, Mexico. Mexican paparazzi haven't caught wind that the twenty-six-year-old Azalea is about as relevant as her namesake trailer park flowers. Her one redeeming quality is that she shows almost full vag outline in her latex Barbie doll bottoms and almost wipes out on a paddle board. Almost is an apt word for Azalea. 

The Australian-bred Azalea shot to fame in the mid-2010's for about five seconds before people realized that she neither particularly talented or attractive. Also, there was no specific job ad for an albino Nicki Minaj. Less than a decade prior Kim Kardashian found herself in a similar predicament but was smart enough to release a video where she was reamed by a semi-famous black dude. Taboo sex hasn't paid off that well since the earlier days of every single European monarchy.

Azalea might've skated by with limited abilities, like a short bus gold medalist, had it not been for ever-free-time trolls digging up her racist and homophobic Tweets:

When guys whisper in each others ears I always think that's kinda homo.

Is it wrong Im happy to hear southern accents again and not mexican ones? Fuck it. I am.

bitcches in LA be stick skinny. To the bone. White, black, mexican... okay so maybe not mexican.

That was from 2015. You should've been born in the 70's, Iggy. Maybe you were.

Even though Azalea considers herself to be a skilled rapper, with lyrics like "And I'm still in the Murda Bizness, I can hold you down, like I'm givin' lessons in physics," her critics have noted that she isn't part of the African American community. Just because you're homophobic and have an enormous ass doesn't mean you're black. That's racist thinking. 

Azalea's new single Switch is selling about as well as a Kristen Stewart scented bath candle. Make a sex tape with decent lighting or give us more bigoted tweets. She must have something to say about trannies. She stole their look after all. 

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