If 50 Cent Was Really in ‘Malificent,’ You Might Actually See It

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bill-swift - June 7, 2014

I've got nothing against Angelina Jolie or her latest film, Malificent. I've heard it's pretty good, and that she is fantastic. However, I'm not going to see it. I am a male between the ages of 18 and 34, and the film is about the Disney villain from Sleeping Beauty. It simply was not meant to appeal to me.

What would make it appeal to me? It's hard to say for sure, but casting 50 Cent in the starring role would probably do it.

I can't take credit for the idea, of course. Those geniuses over at Jimmy Kimmel Live are the ones behind the hypothetical spoof Malefiftycent. I will say, though, that this needs to be a real movie. Get the Wayans Brothers to write, direct, and co-star. It doesn't even matter which Wayans Brothers. Any combination of two or three of them will do.

You'd totally see that movie, right?