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Lex Jurgen - October 2, 2014


This theory that you need skin tight Spandex for a 50-minute workout at Bally's is a bit unfounded. Sure, you might save a hundredth of a second of your Spin class personal best, but flashing your ass to a man trying to lift an impossibly heavy weight above his shoulders for no health benefits whatsoever has consequences as well.

I'm glad that fit women have co-opted the stretch pants motif from Northeastern liberal arts college girls who found themselves getting ever thicker off the cafeteria baked ziti. Seeing those Lululemons stretched to their structural load limits can be unsettling when I'm off my meds. But I think there's something to be said for saving your snatch patch for just the special man in your life or the less special ones who are filling your garter with singles.

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