It's hard to get motivated to exercise. Would it encourage you to go jogging if you were being chased by zombies? Of course! Luckily, there is an app for that. Zombies, Run! is a game for your iPhone, Android phone, or computer which incorporates actual exercise into a zombocalypse scenario. It measures... Read More
The IRS recently threw away spent $60,000 of American taxpayers' hard-earned money to produce this crappy Star Trek parody training video. I don't know which is worse: the fact that this crap-a-thon cost sixty grand to produce, or the fact that it did Star Trek a major injustice. Obviously, a lot... Read More
Fridays are the best! That said, they have the tendency to drag during the day. Enter the Viral Video Load! Here I have taken the time to scour the internet and find the latest videos you gotta see, leaving you with all the highlights. I literally took all the work out of it for your lazy ass and you're... Read More
Wo-wo-woody Allen stutters a lot. This is a su-su-supercut of him stammering in every one of his movies. It's around 44 minutes long, so watch it only if you've got time to burn or if you're so bored that you'd willingly and voluntarily choose to watch a video of a dude stuttering as if his life depended... Read More
I continue wading through the mire of crap that makes up Netflix Instant and picked up a movie that's very close to my heart. Have you ever had a movie that you truly loved to hate? Something you loathed so much that the very act of despising it brought you pleasure? For me that movie is Sgt. Pepper's... Read More
This is some weird sh't. Brazilian model and DJ Sabrina Boing Boing has apparently gone a little bonkers because she tried to make a calf suck on her t'tties so she could 'breastfeed' it. She posted the pictures on her Instagram account along with a caption in Portuguese, that, when translated,... Read More
Bruce Willis has starred in more action movies than most people care to remember. He's played the good guy and the bad guy. He's been a cop, a doctor, an assassin, and even an astronaut. Willis has starred in over sixty movies and that's mighty impressive, but we still think that his biggest achievement... Read More
Why are Americans so fat? Because of things like the new Pizza Hut Crazy Cheesy Crust pizza. What is that, you say? It's a large pizza with giant cheese stuffed pockets all around the crust. This isn't the cheese stuffed crust from the 90's with a thin layer of string cheese. This is a giant dairy turd.... Read More
This just in: Google will be pulling the plug on YouTube! We all thought it was a video sharing site, but it's apparently just an uber-long competition to find the best video ever created. Last month, Google announced that they were phasing out Google Reader; it looks like that won't be the only service... Read More
Cory Monteith checked into rehab over the weekend. Who the hell is Cory Monteith, you may be asking? He's the main doofus on Glee, the one who dates the annoying scrunchy faced main girl, (on and off screen). This is the second time that the doughy heartthrob has gone into rehab. Apparently he was also... Read More
Geek couples who've always wanted to tie the knot with a Star Wars-inspired wedding can now have their ceremony done Jedi-style and have it accepted legally, too--provided it's done in Scotland after the bill proposing it is approved, that is. There's this cult group called the 'Temple of the Jedi... Read More
Everyone appreciates fire in the bedroom, but not fire on their house. Apparently, with the recent happenings in Texas, you can now make both happen with a snake. One is a part of male anatomy (you only know too well which part), while the other is an actual snake, as in the reptile. A woman from... Read More
Are zombies legally responsible for their actions and could they be prosecuted for murder if they ate your mom? These are the questions being examined by legal expert Ryan Davidson. He specializes in hypothetical cases involving fictional characters, which I didn't know was a law specialty. It's for... Read More
This Sunday is Easter, the day in which we remember the death and resurrection of our Lord Jesus Christ by hiding things from children and eating lots of sugar. I've previously discussed the weird reason rabbits, chicks, and chocolate are involved in our Easter celebrations. But I want to focus specifically... Read More
Say no to guns, say yes to thumbs. You can't kill anyone by pointing your fingers at them, but you sure as hell can make them laugh if you know how to use your digits. Heck, I know I'm laughing at these skillfully Photoshopped posters and stills from renowned movies of yesterday and today which star... Read More
