Humor

Happy Ninja Day

News | February 19, 2015, 2:59 pm

Happy Ninja Day

Who were the most awesome warriors ever in the history of ever? Ninjas. The shadow clan of master assassins terrorized medieval Japan for centuries. Japan sought to honor these spies and killers in the night from their past by making today Ninja Day. I've honored their memory by watching a couple... Read More

The Scream Of A Thousand Corpses

News | February 18, 2015, 11:25 am

The Scream Of A Thousand Corpses

In the annals of history there are few civilizations that match the Aztecs for being effed up and blood thirsty. I've been to their ruins in Mexico and heard the tales of the thousands of sacrifices that they would conduct in a single day. The priest would take the unlucky bastard and cut out his... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "World War Z"

News | February 16, 2015, 2:00 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "World War Z"

I really enjoy a good zombie film. Since I saw my first one, the classic Dawn of the Dead, I fell in love with tales of the walking dead. So, it was with great pleasure that I read Max Brooks, (Mel Brooks son BTW), book World War Z. It is written like a book of interviews with people all over the... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Butt Pudding

News | February 12, 2015, 12:42 pm

Today In Japanese Perversion: Butt Pudding

I'm a big fan of Japanese food. I could pretty much eat sushi, tempura, or sashimi every day. But I've got to say that their candies are just kind of weird. Some of them are good like sesame candy or taro chews. But the rest is just kinda weird. So it came as no surprise to me when the combined two... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Omen III - The Final Conflict

News | February 11, 2015, 9:09 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Omen III - The Final Conflict

I love the original Omen movie from the early 70's starring Gregory Peck. Maybe it's because I went to Catholic school my entire life, (including college), that the tale of the birth and toddlerhood of the Antichrist really scared me. It's also a really well crafted horror film. Damian Thorne has... Read More

Scientifically Accurate "Barney"

News | February 10, 2015, 12:25 pm

Scientifically Accurate "Barney"

When I was in my teens a cousin of mine by marriage was actually a cast member on Barney, the cloyingly saccharine show about a mentally-challenged dinosaur and his multicultural band of kids. My cousin was the token Latino kid. She was a minor celebrity and had people approach her at the mall. She... Read More

Sara X's Boobs "Play" Beethoven's "Fur Elise"

News | February 9, 2015, 12:49 pm

Sara X's Boobs "Play" Beethoven's "Fur Elise"

Sara X is a young woman with a particular talent. Namely, she has amazing control over her huge hooters. I mean REAL control. She has done quite a few songs, including Jingle Bells for Christmas, twitching her breastes to the music. For Valentine's Day she decided to go way back and "play" one of... Read More

Lego "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer

News | February 9, 2015, 12:36 pm

Lego "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer

One of the biggest literary hits of the past few years is the book series Fifty Shades of Grey. The story of a young woman who gets involved with a dude who is into BDSM has sold millions of copies. Lot's of suburban ladies and bored housewives have lived out their inner sexy fantasies in the adventures... Read More

This Is Just Misuse Of Teddy Bears

News | February 6, 2015, 2:03 pm

This Is Just Misuse Of Teddy Bears

They say the teddy bear came about in the early 20th century after badass president Teddy Roosevelt refused to shoot a bear cub. Toy manufacturers jumped on this story of Teddy not killing something, which was a surprise, and popularized the teddy. Which one of us didn't snuggle up with teddy when... Read More

Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Couples Bedroom Restraints

News | February 5, 2015, 1:15 pm

Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Couples Bedroom Restraints

It seems that every time I go on to Groupon to see what new deals they have there is more and more sex toys available. I don't know what kind of thrift shop pervert gets their sex equipment at a discount on Groupon but there are obviously many. With the sudden interest in BDSM because of the mommy... Read More

Sauron Is Alive And Well In Texas

News | February 4, 2015, 12:54 pm

Sauron Is Alive And Well In Texas

The safety of our schools is of paramount importance, especially because of tragic shootings and other horrible acts of violence. But sometimes schools are too cautious. Nine year old Jason Stewart of Kermit, TX, (yes, KERMIT, TX), has been suspended from school for threatening his friend with the... Read More

Buy McDonald's Special Sauce...For 18K

News | February 4, 2015, 12:39 pm

Buy McDonald's Special Sauce...For 18K

For every foodie and health conscious person who today turns their noses up at McDonald's I can show you that same person as a child BEGGING their parents to take them to McDo. Kids don't know how horrible the food is. Especially when it comes to that genius piece of marketing called The Happy Meal.... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Highlander - The TV Series

News | February 2, 2015, 2:22 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Highlander - The TV Series

I am a big fan of the original Highlander movie. It's got some great performances by Christopher Lambert, Sean Connery, and the amazing Clancy Brown as The Kergen. It's a fun sci-fi fantasy and it's got lots of sword fighting which I like. So, naturally when I found out that they were making a Highlander... Read More

Behold The Bronze Butthole

News | January 30, 2015, 12:11 pm

Behold The Bronze Butthole

When I was a little kid it was a popular memento to cast a person's baby shoes in bronze. My mom did it as did many others of her generation. It's kind of a sweet way to remember that fleeting time of infanthood. That's sweet. What is considerably less sweet is Magnus Irvin's bronze cast buttholes.... Read More