Humor

Whoa, How? 21 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener (VIDEO)

News | June 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Whoa, How? 21 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener (VIDEO)

How often do you find yourself in a bottle-opening situation without a bottle opener? With the number of bottle opener-embedded gear these days--from rulers and caps to belts, glasses and phones cases--you'd think that most people would have a bottle opener on them at any given minute. However, if... Read More

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Boobie Tassels Self-Adhesive Pasties

News | June 10, 2014, 10:48 am

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Boobie Tassels Self-Adhesive Pasties

Let's say that you are about to make sweet sweet love to your lady. And you are looking at her boobie balls and you think, "Those are nice...but I really wish she had some stupid sequin tassels hanging off of them. I would prefer if my lady could do a helicopter motion with her breasteses." I'm not sure... Read More

Hodor Crazy Over This Hodor Keyboard for Android

News | June 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Hodor Crazy Over This Hodor Keyboard for Android

Crazy about Hodor? Then go Hodor-crazy on your Android with this Hodor keyboard. It's pretty self-explanatory, based on its name alone. The Hodor keyboard is, well, a single-key keyboard that lets you type 'Hodor' over and over and over again. Why? Well--why not? Hodor in all caps. Hodor in small... Read More

Gilbert Gottfried Dubs Your Favorite Video Games

News | June 9, 2014, 12:24 pm

Gilbert Gottfried Dubs Your Favorite Video Games

If there is one person in this world that I can hear reciting anything it is Gilbert Gottfried. His voice is like a screaming cat being strangled by another screaming cat. Those Aflac commercials suck now that he's not the voice of the annoying duck. Another world that has annoying voices is video games.... Read More

LOLWhut: Realistic Mario's Koopa Troopas Have Feelings, Too (VIDEO)

News | June 9, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWhut: Realistic Mario's Koopa Troopas Have Feelings, Too (VIDEO)

You might now know it, but Mario is pretty bad-ass. We're talking about Mario of Super Mario fame, who stomps on Koopas and throws fireballs day in and day out to save his princess. In this hilarious new episode of Realistic Mario by The Pete Holmes Show, Mario comes face to face with the consequences... Read More

Breasted Gnome Jesus For Sale

News | June 6, 2014, 10:59 am

Breasted Gnome Jesus For Sale

A Tennessee woman who discovered a big titty Jesus statue inside of a garden gnome is selling the little sacrilegious statue. I told you the tale of Heather Andrews, a young girl who discovered a hidden statue of a big-breasted Jesus inside the broken carcass of a lawn gnome. How the statue of Jesus... Read More

Awesome Bad-assery: X-Men Inspired Wrist-Mounted Flamethrowers (VIDEO)

News | June 6, 2014, 10:00 am

Awesome Bad-assery: X-Men Inspired Wrist-Mounted Flamethrowers (VIDEO)

Pyro didn't make much of an appearance in X-Men: Days of Future Past but he's literally one of the hottest X0men on the team. Non-mutants like us might not be born with such abilities, but some humans, particularly Colin Furze, have the technical knowhow and the brains to build gizmos that replicate... Read More

Japan Makes A Friendly Deathbot

News | June 5, 2014, 11:57 am

Japan Makes A Friendly Deathbot

Can you put a price tag on our own annihilation as a species? Apperantly, it's $1930. In the history of the Earth, mass extinction has been free of charge, caused by some asteroid collision or other natural disaster. But we now stand on the brink of being killed by robots. You know it and I know it.... Read More

They're Watching You: NSA Webcam Spying Prank (VIDEO)

News | June 5, 2014, 10:00 am

They're Watching You: NSA Webcam Spying Prank (VIDEO)

Even when it looks like the coast is clear, someone is watching you. Your phone calls, emails, text messages, whereabouts-- someone's keeping track of all that. Or is there? Ever since the whole Snowden thing blew up, people have increasingly paranoid about where the NSA goes snooping. Taking that... Read More

The Odyssey Of Detroit's Robocop Statue

News | June 4, 2014, 12:27 pm

The Odyssey Of Detroit's Robocop Statue

The unveiling of the 10-foot-tall Robocop statue was supposed to happen yesterday in Detroit, but like so many disappointments in that once fair city, the people's hopes were dashed at the last minute. For over a year the government and police department of city Detroit have tried to stop the erection... Read More

Say Whut? Galactic Cap is Rubber for the Tip of Your Peen

News | June 4, 2014, 10:00 am

Say Whut? Galactic Cap is Rubber for the Tip of Your Peen

From its name alone, the Galactic Cap already sounds like something that's out of thus world. It's even more outrageous once you find out what it actually is: a condom that only covers the tip of your peen. I kid you not. It's essentially an adhesive-type of rubber that only covers the very end, so smexy... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | June 3, 2014, 11:13 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Maximum Overdrive"

There is no doubt that Stephen King is one of the masters of horror and suspense. His books have sold millions of copies and he has made mad bank off of it. He gave us classics like The Shining, Carrie, and Cujo. He also gave us this piece of crap. Maximum Overdrive is based on one of King's short stories... Read More

I Want One: Hidden Pool Beneath Sliding Grass Panel (VIDEO)

News | June 3, 2014, 10:00 am

I Want One: Hidden Pool Beneath Sliding Grass Panel (VIDEO)

This isn't exactly a bad-ass pool but it's a pool James Bond himself would die (or rather, kill) to have anyway. It's a swimming pool hidden under a sliding panel covered with grass, so you can hide it away when you don't feel like letting pesky neighbors wade in your pool. It also comes in handy during... Read More

There's A Yeti Serial Killer In Russia

News | June 2, 2014, 10:21 am

There's A Yeti Serial Killer In Russia

There appears to be or have been a yeti serial killer in Russia that is suspected of killing several students in the fifties. In 1955, nine college students headed up the Dyatlov Pass in the Ural mountains for some hiking. They then disappeared. The authorities later found them mutilated in a deliberate... Read More

Steeerike! A Series of Insanely Awesome Bowling Trick Shots (VIDEO)

News | June 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Steeerike! A Series of Insanely Awesome Bowling Trick Shots (VIDEO)

Some people were born good bowlers. Others simply suck and can't stop their balls from hitting the gutter after every release. Obviously belonging to the former group is Australian pro bowler Jason Belmonte. In this video, he shows off his mad skillz by performing some really gnarly bowling trick shots.... Read More