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Motorhead Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

News | July 7, 2014, 8:53 am

Motorhead Can Be Hazardous To Your Health

It's important to practice safe headbanging or you could seriously mess up your brain. At least that's what a case published in the prestigious Lancet medical journal says. It tells the tale of a German man who had horrible headaches for two weeks after attending a Motorhead concert. It turns out that... Read More

Are You Game? Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 Gamified (VIDEO)

News | July 4, 2014, 10:00 am

Are You Game? Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2 Gamified (VIDEO)

Quentin Tarantino knows action, and he's not afraid to put his own brand to it like he did in Kill Bill. Where else can you watch a movie with topnotch action, pretty leads, and fountains of blood squirting from one chopped limb to another? Not everyone has a few hours to spare to watch both flicks... Read More

Every Man's Dream, Realized: Boobie Bounce House

News | July 3, 2014, 10:00 am

Every Man's Dream, Realized: Boobie Bounce House

So maybe it's a bit presumptuous to say that every man dreams to jump around in a house of boobs. If you disagree, then you probably belong to the minority. But for argument's sake, let's rephrase: if a man had to go inside an actual bounce house, it would be none other than the Boobie Bounce house. As... Read More

News | July 3, 2014, 7:00 am

What was the greatest crappy movie of last year? It's obviously Sharknado. Like, no contest. The movie about sharks attacking people in the streets of LA thanks to tornado power now has a sequel and it looks amazing. Sharknado 2 will take place in my home in New York City. Frankly, I can think of several... Read More

Wowza: Entire Super Mario Bros. Played in Less Than 5 Minutes (VIDEO)

News | July 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Wowza: Entire Super Mario Bros. Played in Less Than 5 Minutes (VIDEO)

They don't make video games like they used to in the eighties. Just as well, because you're stuck with glitches that let you 'go through' walls and survive, even when it looks like you hit the enemy, thanks to the limited number of hitboxes that are active when the game is running. These are all things... Read More

The Problems With Collecting Bigfoot DNA

News | July 2, 2014, 6:49 am

The Problems With Collecting Bigfoot DNA

Scientists at Oxford University were disappointed when hundreds of samples of purported Bigfoot DNA turned out to just be a bunch of squirrel hair. Some sciency dudes over at Oxford and Lausanne Museum of Zoology issued a worldwide call for people to send in samples of what they believed to be bigfoot... Read More

Do You Dare? Slip 'N Slide Off a 50-Foot Cliff And Into Lake (VIDEO)

News | July 1, 2014, 10:00 am

Do You Dare? Slip 'N Slide Off a 50-Foot Cliff And Into Lake (VIDEO)

It takes a man with balls and a huge sense of adventure to attempt this stunt. Armed with a pail of water and a slippery-when-wet mat, this dude slid down the mat and off a fifty-foot cliff into a lake. No life vests, no floaters, no goggles, and no safety gear of any sort. On a side note, the daredevil's... Read More

News | July 1, 2014, 7:24 am

"Metastasis" Is "Breaking Bad" In Español!

Do you miss Breaking Bad? Of course you do! That show was friggin' amazing. Who doesn't love a show about a chemistry teacher turned meth kingpin? But, alas, all good things come to an end. That is, unless you can speak Spanish. Univision's sister station UniMas has begun showing a series called Metastasis... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | June 30, 2014, 12:20 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Popeye"

Do you remember the first time that you realized that a movie was bad? When we were small children we would watch pretty much anything. We are, as they say, easily amused. I remember exactly the moment I thought, "wow...that movie was a piece of crap." For me, it was early on. In 1980 my mother and uncle... Read More

LOLZ: Motorcyclist Behaving Badly Gets What He Deserves (VIDEO)

News | June 30, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLZ: Motorcyclist Behaving Badly Gets What He Deserves (VIDEO)

KRON 4 does this little segment where they film people doing all sorts of douchey stuff on the road. One fine example is what this dude did recently. He drove his motorcycle in the opposite direction because he missed his exit. Good enough that he didn't meet any other vehicles along the way. Bad enough... Read More

Behold The Transgendered Fox Woman Of Pakistan

News | June 27, 2014, 10:20 am

Behold The Transgendered Fox Woman Of Pakistan

Pakistan is an interesting place. I can only imagine that its zoos would be equally odd. One might expect a three legged lion or a macaw that can recite the Koran but this exhibit is just plain weird. It is a fox with the head of a woman that's really a man. This abomination of nature lives in a cage... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | June 25, 2014, 10:57 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Machete Kills"

There may be no bigger badass on the Earth than Danny Trejo. The gang member turned Hollywood star is just plain awesome. He's had an amazing career over the last twenty years playing "scary Mexican guy". It was Robert Rodriguez who finally gave Danny a chance to shine in what was supposed to be a fake... Read More

Uber Lets You Ride Around Town, Optimus Prime-Style

News | June 25, 2014, 10:00 am

Uber Lets You Ride Around Town, Optimus Prime-Style

Ride in style in one of the Transformers with Uber! The car service recently did a promotion where people could get a ride in none other than Optimus Prime himself. Not the robot version, but the car version he transforms into when he wants to lie low and stay out of people's radar. Uber is only offering... Read More