It doesn't take a movie analyst to point out all of the mistakes Michael Bay made in Transformers. It wasn't exactly a bad movie but it was full of loopholes and movie mistakes, even with the leeway that you have to give it since it's a sci-fi movie and all. The action scenes are fun and the special... Read More
Before you rage about how animals should learn how to cross the road (can you see the missing logic in that scenario?), you should judge fellow homo sapiens. Earlier this week, I had to slam on the breaks because a dude couldn't make up his mind and kept moving forward and backward in his quest to reach... Read More
Welcome to the Friday edition of the Viral Video Load! This is your escape from the office and a great way to steal some time from your employer. It also helps to propel you faster into the weekend. Today's videos include hot chicks, a couple kids, a couple wheelchairs and one big ass bike. Enjoy! Chicks... Read More
Porn isn't bad for your sexual health, says science. In the past researchers drew a correlation between regular porn viewing and increased violence towards women, problems in your real life sex life, and generally being a douche. But The University of Copenhagen's Dr. Hald says that isn't necessarily... Read More
I can list a bunch of things that HD video is good for. Jiggling melons, sexy time scenes, and all the other NSFW stuff that you can think of at this very instant. And then there's the office-safe stuff like this clip of bottles of pain exploding in slow-mo to show off the marvels of high-definition... Read More
Welcome to the Viral Video Load. The best place to find all the latest in hilarious internet videos. Side bar, does everyone realize that eight years ago this week YouTube was invented, and changed the world as we know it? Crazy. But I digress. I have scoured the web for the hottest videos and today's... Read More
Now this is loser art in the literal sense. Not because it's art created by losers or for losers, but because it's created using losers. Loser lottery tickets, that is. I'm sure you have a stack of these at home. Because yeah, even smart people like you and me get bored sometimes and fall prey to the... Read More
When you are three-years-old you generally have terrible taste. But I remember explicitly knowing that Popeye was terrible movie. It was the birth of my film criticism. I vaguely remember telling my mom after we saw it that I didn't like it. Or perhaps I am recollecting my mom's feelings about the movie.... Read More
Not getting what you want from your human partner? Don't be shy about looking for alternatives, because you're not alone. Apparently, one in every ten people would have sex with a robot. Personally, bumping uglies with a cold, hard bot isn't my thing--but hey, if it's yours, then I'm not one to judge. These... Read More
Michael Shannon is famous for playing intense characters like Agent Van Alden in Boardwalk Empire and General Zod in the upcoming Man of Steel. But that pales in comparison with his latest role as demented sorority president Rebecca Martinson. This micromanaging sociopath took out her frustrations with... Read More
At last an apology has come for one of the greatest travesties of human history: the movie Armageddon. What makes it more poignant is the fact that it comes from the man most responsible for this abomination, Michael Bay. In an interview with The Miami Herald, Bay finally admitted that Armageddon may... Read More
Food instagrammers are as annoying as f'ck. They do nothing but take pictures of what they're eating or what others are about to eat and post them on social networks as if it's something people want to see. But the fact of the matter is, most people don't give a sh't because there's better or more important... Read More
Some people are crazy while others are just plain nuts. Deranged Spider-Man here falls into the latter category. Clearly, there's no way in hell a dude can develop super-powers just because he was bitten by some radiated spider. It's more believable that he was driven to madness because he got poisoned... Read More
No, people aren't staring at your car because you just got it waxed. They're staring because you've got an iPad wedged in your bumper. Think this is an impossible scenario? Think again because it happened to a woman from Georgia and it's kind of a funny story. Here's what happened: she was driving... Read More
A man and his son pulled an AK-47 on a cashier at a chicken joint when the restaurant forgot to include their chicken wings. It's nice that fathers and sons still do things together. It seems Antonius Hart Sr. and Jr. were picking up some delicious Southern fried chicken from Memphis' Pirtle's Chicken,... Read More
