Not getting what you want from your human partner? Don't be shy about looking for alternatives, because you're not alone. Apparently, one in every ten people would have sex with a robot. Personally, bumping uglies with a cold, hard bot isn't my thing--but hey, if it's yours, then I'm not one to judge. These... Read More
Michael Shannon is famous for playing intense characters like Agent Van Alden in Boardwalk Empire and General Zod in the upcoming Man of Steel. But that pales in comparison with his latest role as demented sorority president Rebecca Martinson. This micromanaging sociopath took out her frustrations with... Read More
At last an apology has come for one of the greatest travesties of human history: the movie Armageddon. What makes it more poignant is the fact that it comes from the man most responsible for this abomination, Michael Bay. In an interview with The Miami Herald, Bay finally admitted that Armageddon may... Read More
Food instagrammers are as annoying as f'ck. They do nothing but take pictures of what they're eating or what others are about to eat and post them on social networks as if it's something people want to see. But the fact of the matter is, most people don't give a sh't because there's better or more important... Read More
Some people are crazy while others are just plain nuts. Deranged Spider-Man here falls into the latter category. Clearly, there's no way in hell a dude can develop super-powers just because he was bitten by some radiated spider. It's more believable that he was driven to madness because he got poisoned... Read More
No, people aren't staring at your car because you just got it waxed. They're staring because you've got an iPad wedged in your bumper. Think this is an impossible scenario? Think again because it happened to a woman from Georgia and it's kind of a funny story. Here's what happened: she was driving... Read More
A man and his son pulled an AK-47 on a cashier at a chicken joint when the restaurant forgot to include their chicken wings. It's nice that fathers and sons still do things together. It seems Antonius Hart Sr. and Jr. were picking up some delicious Southern fried chicken from Memphis' Pirtle's Chicken,... Read More
Welcome to the Viral Video Load! You know what it is, but let me explain again; all the latest coolest, shocking, funniest videos from around the internet collected into one spot. It helps the day to go by faster than your last girlfriend. Today's VVL features an interesting new product, a cat, a kid,... Read More
Darth Vader's got a lot of cool moves--the coolest of them being the Force Choke. Some people claim that Vader himself taught them to perform this very dangerous move, and they have provided photographic proof of their efforts. Clearly, we're joking. What you see in the gallery is actually the... Read More
Harrison Ford fake lost it on Jimmy Kimmel when confronted by his old sidekick Chewbacca. The video starts out with Ford telling Kimmel he can't discuss Star Wars at all. When they go to the audience for questions, Star Wars fans have nothing to say. Then Chewbacca comes to the mic and things get heated.... Read More
The Hobbit was a pretty darned good movie, but it wasn't perfect. In fact, a lot of things went wrong in the unexpected journey that Bilbo Baggins embarked on, and CinemaSins's tally indicates that Peter Jackson committed 45 major blunders in the first movie of his newest trilogy. It's an entertaining... Read More
The great Richard LeParmentier died yesterday. You don't know who that is? He played Admiral Motti in Star Wars. Still don't know who he is? He's the guy who has the brass Death Stars to make fun of Darth Vader and gets force choked for it. It's one of the most memorable scenes in the original trilogy,... Read More
We all love Tommy Lee Jones. Who can forget his role in The Fugitive or in last year's Lincoln? But the guy has made 72 films so he was bound to make a few stinkers. The worst would probably be his turn as Two Face in the abomination known as Batman Forever. But somewhere near the bottom of his storied... Read More
The folks from Game of Thrones are clearly busy as they fight to gain control of Westeros. But winter is coming...and they might soon find themselves crammed and locked up indoors while the storms rage outside. I'm sure they can find something worthwhile to do. But in the meantime, in an alternate... Read More
The Kool-Aid Man is back...sort of. The Kraft food corporation, which owns Kool-Aid, has decided to unleash a new version of the classic talking pitcher of red deliciousness. The old Kool-Aid man was morbidly obese...probably because he is almost 50% sugar. The new guy is skinnier, probably to convince... Read More
