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Kim Kardashian: The Video Game

News | June 18, 2014, 12:22 pm

Kim Kardashian: The Video Game

I think it's safe to say that Kim Kardashian is overexposed. She's everywhere. Kim is omnipresent like our lord and savior Yeezus. She's on TV, magazines, the internet, crappy movies, etc. It was only a matter of time before she got her own video game. Yes, my friends, a Kim Kardashian video game is... Read More

LOLWTF: Ryan Gosling Face Panties

News | June 18, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWTF: Ryan Gosling Face Panties

If your girl won't shut up about Ryan Gosling, then here's something you can get her that might turn her off the actor: these fugly ass panties which has his face printed on there, right smack in the middle. His face is framed by sheer brown lace but frankly, these look anything but sexy even with all... Read More

Every Sex Scene From Season 4 Of

News | June 17, 2014, 2:34 pm

Every Sex Scene From Season 4 Of "Game Of Thrones"

It's hard to argue that Game of Thrones is one of the best shows that has ever been on TV. The writing, the acting, the set design, and everything else is amazing. But you know why you watch the show: the nudity and gratuitous sex. It's always a treat when you see those terms in the warning at the beginning... Read More

Fast Food Ads vs. Reality Experiment: Diners Always Lose (VIDEO)

News | June 17, 2014, 10:00 am

Fast Food Ads vs. Reality Experiment: Diners Always Lose (VIDEO)

You can file complaints about misleading ads when it comes to pricing and terms and conditions and all that crap. But there's little you can do when the food you got at the drive thru looks nothing like the one pictured in the ad. Or is there? Internet prankster Greg Benson decided he had had enough... Read More

Vlad Dracula Has Been Found

News | June 16, 2014, 11:00 am

Vlad Dracula Has Been Found

According to some historian and scientists have figured out where Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, was buried. It has long been assumed that he was killed in battle and buried somewhere in what is today Romania. But according to these sciency guys he was actually buried in Piazza Santa Maria la Nova in Naples.... Read More

How to Complain to Jaguar: Use Donkeys to Tow the Car to the Dealership

News | June 16, 2014, 10:00 am

How to Complain to Jaguar: Use Donkeys to Tow the Car to the Dealership

People do crazy things when they're upset. But when it comes to complaints, loaded people take things one step further. Jaguar XF owner Rahul Tharak was pissed at the mechanical problems his fancy car was having, so instead of taking it down for repairs and complaining like a normal person would do,... Read More

On Making Sweet Sweet Love To Dolphins

News | June 13, 2014, 12:27 pm

On Making Sweet Sweet Love To Dolphins

It seems that higher mammals have one thing in common: wanting to bone human women. It's been shown that our close relatives like bonobos and chimps get excited around our females. But a chimp is 98% genetically identical to us, so that makes sense. But it's also been shown that our dolphin cousins not... Read More

Suck It: Boobie Ice Cream

News | June 13, 2014, 10:00 am

Suck It: Boobie Ice Cream

This is Boobie Ice Cream and it's being made and sold by Kubota Foods. As you can see, it's shaped like the female breast, with a tantalizingly upright nip on the end. I guess you can say that it's shaped like perfection. What it contains is milk-flavored ice cream, and it doesn't take a genius to figure... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | June 12, 2014, 1:04 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Iron Sky"

Speculative fiction can bring up interesting questions. "What would it have been like if the Nazis had won the war?", is a popular one. Things would have been far different. For one thing, we wouldn't have a Black president. You know, because he'd probably be dead. So, would I, of course. Iron Sky is... Read More

News | June 11, 2014, 11:22 am

"Don't You Die On Me!" Supercut

There are certain lines that screenwriters like to use. "I have a bad feeling about this", "Get some sleep", "Hang on!", and "You'll be OK!" are just some of the lines people love to say. Perhaps one of the most loved and oft repeated lines is "Don't You Die On Me!" It's what the desperate friend/lover... Read More

Whoa, How? 21 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener (VIDEO)

News | June 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Whoa, How? 21 Ways to Open a Beer Bottle Without a Bottle Opener (VIDEO)

How often do you find yourself in a bottle-opening situation without a bottle opener? With the number of bottle opener-embedded gear these days--from rulers and caps to belts, glasses and phones cases--you'd think that most people would have a bottle opener on them at any given minute. However, if... Read More

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Boobie Tassels Self-Adhesive Pasties

News | June 10, 2014, 10:48 am

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Boobie Tassels Self-Adhesive Pasties

Let's say that you are about to make sweet sweet love to your lady. And you are looking at her boobie balls and you think, "Those are nice...but I really wish she had some stupid sequin tassels hanging off of them. I would prefer if my lady could do a helicopter motion with her breasteses." I'm not sure... Read More

Hodor Crazy Over This Hodor Keyboard for Android

News | June 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Hodor Crazy Over This Hodor Keyboard for Android

Crazy about Hodor? Then go Hodor-crazy on your Android with this Hodor keyboard. It's pretty self-explanatory, based on its name alone. The Hodor keyboard is, well, a single-key keyboard that lets you type 'Hodor' over and over and over again. Why? Well--why not? Hodor in all caps. Hodor in small... Read More

Gilbert Gottfried Dubs Your Favorite Video Games

News | June 9, 2014, 12:24 pm

Gilbert Gottfried Dubs Your Favorite Video Games

If there is one person in this world that I can hear reciting anything it is Gilbert Gottfried. His voice is like a screaming cat being strangled by another screaming cat. Those Aflac commercials suck now that he's not the voice of the annoying duck. Another world that has annoying voices is video games.... Read More