Humor

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Serpent And The Rainbow

News | September 23, 2014, 12:13 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Serpent And The Rainbow

Voodoo is a very misunderstood subject. Unlike the sinister murderous cult of legend and movies, it's actually a vibrant religion born of the mixing of French Catholicism and African traditional religion during slavery times in Haiti. It is a complex, beautiful, and nuanced faith that is a vital part... Read More

My Kinda Class: Textbook Accidentally Printed with Pr0n Actress On the Cover

News | September 23, 2014, 10:00 am

My Kinda Class: Textbook Accidentally Printed with Pr0n Actress On the Cover

A publisher in Thailand recently screwed themselves over when they used an image of a pr0n star role-playing as a teacher on the cover of one of their textbooks. Serves them right for basically Googling for a picture of a teacher and stealing a picture right off the Internet, huh? Students who bought... Read More

More Proof That Nick Cage Is A Vampire

News | September 22, 2014, 11:20 am

More Proof That Nick Cage Is A Vampire

It's long been speculated that actor and professional screaming guy Nicolas Cage is a vampire. There have been several pictures from the remote past, like from the 19th century, appear to have Nic Cage in it. Plus his general, you know, weirdness. How else but a blood lust from the bowels of hell can... Read More

Beat That: New Beer-Carrying Record Set at 27 Mugs (VIDEO)

News | September 22, 2014, 10:00 am

Beat That: New Beer-Carrying Record Set at 27 Mugs (VIDEO)

So this is one world record involving beer that actually gives your liver a break. German waiter Oliver Struempfel recently broke records for the highest number of beer glasses being carried. Not regular glasses but 1-liter mugs, mind you. The kicker? He had to do it using nothing but his hands. The... Read More

Make Me a Canadian: Canada Mints Superman Coins

News | September 19, 2014, 10:00 am

Make Me a Canadian: Canada Mints Superman Coins

In Canada, there's maple, health insurance, and awesome collectible stuff like the newly-minted Superman coins. The Royal Canadian Mint released commemorative coins featuring the Man of Steel last year, and they're at it again with a new collector's set this year. Just in time for the holidays! The coins... Read More

Thus Spoke Mega Man

News | September 18, 2014, 12:04 pm

Thus Spoke Mega Man

When I was a pissed off angsty teenager in the early to mid-90's I read a lot of the writings of Frederich Nietzsche. That's how big of a dork I was. My way of being rebellious was to read 19th century German Nihilist philosophy. Or is Nietzsche really a Nihilist? Some people say no others say yes. The... Read More

Whoa, Tough Bro: World Record For Most Consecutive Pinky Pull-Ups (VIDEO)

News | September 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Whoa, Tough Bro: World Record For Most Consecutive Pinky Pull-Ups (VIDEO)

Anybody can do pull-ups with their hands--but can you do one using nothing but your pinkies? I bet I stopped you from saying 'How else are people supposed to do pull-ups, numb nuts?!' right there. That's right, some dudes can do pull-ups with just a finger, and this guy right here named Maibam Itomba... Read More

Elmo Is Going To Do Time

News | September 17, 2014, 3:13 pm

Elmo Is Going To Do Time

Elmo has been arrested in New York City. No, I'm not talking about the guy who performed Elmo, Kevin Clash, who is  a kiddy fiddler. No, it's an Elmo in Times Square. This is just another in a long string of assaults, arrests, and harassment by beloved characters. Batman and Spiderman have been arrested... Read More

Damn, This is Cool: This Ain't a War Plane...It's a Car!

News | September 17, 2014, 10:00 am

Damn, This is Cool: This Ain't a War Plane...It's a Car!

So this is a plane that isn't exactly a plane. It's actually a car that was modded and dressed up to look like a French Mirage warplane, and in a word, it's awesome. You'll find it on the roads of Lebanon, in the village of Kfar Tebnit, to be specific. It was put together by Ali Faikh who automatically... Read More

80's Cartoons

News | September 16, 2014, 4:55 pm

80's Cartoons "Where Are They Now?"

The 80's were a new golden age of animation. I mean, maybe it's just because that's when I was a kid and I have fond memories of cartoons that may or may not suck. Thundercats, He-Man, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? were particular favorites of mine. That's what makes this short film so disturbing. It... Read More

Craziest Selfie Ever? One Wrong Step and You Die, Dude! (VIDEO)

News | September 16, 2014, 10:00 am

Craziest Selfie Ever? One Wrong Step and You Die, Dude! (VIDEO)

The dude in the video is Daniel Lau, and he's chilling on top of a skyscraper with two of his buddies like it's something that people do everyday. He also takes a selfie--or is that a we-fie?--at one point, and while the shot is all sorts of amazing, it's also enough to make dudes who are afraid of heights... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boobie Squeezing Simulator Game

News | September 15, 2014, 12:34 pm

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boobie Squeezing Simulator Game

They say that gamers are all lonely nerds sitting in their mom's basement somewhere flogging the dolphin. This stereotype is generally not true. Which isn't to say it doesn't apply to several sad a lonely men. Lucky for them, the Japanese are there to help them get their jollies. They can combine their... Read More

Inception Bomb: A Shot Within a Shot Within a Shot (VIDEO)

News | September 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Inception Bomb: A Shot Within a Shot Within a Shot (VIDEO)

The awesomest thing about Inception wasn't the hanging ending or that mind-blowing stuff about planting ideas in people's heads by using their dreams. No, it was giving people the inspiration to come up with the Inception Bomb. It's a shot within a shot within a shot that'll blow all other drinks away. No... Read More

News | September 12, 2014, 12:04 pm

"Star Wars" Without Music

One of the greatest movie scores of all time is John Williams epic music from the Star Wars saga. One of my favorite pieces is the "throne room" scene at the very end of Episode IV: A New Hope. It's the scene in which Han Solo and Luke Skywalker get medals for blowing up the Death Star. I've always felt... Read More

To Die For: Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles

News | September 12, 2014, 10:00 am

To Die For: Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles

So the Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles don't look appetizing at all. In fact, it looks like it was frozen and set using rubber! But don't let looks fool you though, because one bite of this and your tastebuds will explode. People have been topping Bloody Marys with the weirdest things, from slices of ham... Read More