Humor

Chocolate Farts

News | November 28, 2014, 6:25 am

Chocolate Farts

It's a well known fact that the holiday season not only brings about good cheer but also increased flatulence. I know that I and my family were certainly gaseous clouds after last night's Thanksgiving feast. Farts are caused by the discharge of waste from intestinal bacteria whose job it is to digest... Read More

Oh, Fap!: Man with Bionic Arm Hits the Fap Button... (VIDEO)

News | November 27, 2014, 10:00 am

Oh, Fap!: Man with Bionic Arm Hits the Fap Button... (VIDEO)

What's the first thing you'd request for if you had a bionic arm? Voice command? Customized functions? Well, what about a fap button? That's what this dude's hand has and it's the coolest feature ever. It's still cool even if it's the source of possible embarrassment, as this dude experienced firsthand,... Read More

Part Eight of Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (VIDEO)

News | November 25, 2014, 10:00 am

Part Eight of Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (VIDEO)

The best thing about the internet is that you get to stay anonymous (except, of course, if the FBI is tracking you.) That also happens to be the worst thing about it, because some people are borderline abusive, given the anonymity. A select few of those also seem to forget the fact that celebrities... Read More

Lego Strip Club?

News | November 25, 2014, 7:00 am

Lego Strip Club?

When I was a kid, I loved playing with Legos. I would make the thing that came in the box and then I would promptly take it apart and build whatever the hell I wanted to. I won't be constrained by the "rules" of the Lego people. They have all kinds of playsets with everything from Star Wars to The... Read More

Learn Math With Kim Kardashian's Booty

News | November 24, 2014, 12:08 pm

Learn Math With Kim Kardashian's Booty

A couple of weeks ago the internet went insane when pics of Kim Kardashian came out for Paper Magazine that features her nekkid booty. Well, nekkid everything, really. She got a lot of flack for the pics because she's a mom or something. But every action opens up opportunities for growth. Is there... Read More

Jimmy Kimmel and Freddie Wong's Epic Tie Fight to End All Tie Fights (VIDEO)

News | November 24, 2014, 10:00 am

Jimmy Kimmel and Freddie Wong's Epic Tie Fight to End All Tie Fights (VIDEO)

Jimmy Kimmel is a pretty funny guy. He knows when to play it cool and he know when to let loose, just as any good host should. And let loose he did when Freddie Wong of Rocket Jump was a guest on the show. Naturally, the two had a tie fight, but not just any tie fight. They had one of epic proportions,... Read More

Talking Treadmill Prank: When Treadmills Talk, You Listen (VIDEO)

News | November 21, 2014, 10:00 am

Talking Treadmill Prank: When Treadmills Talk, You Listen (VIDEO)

If stuff that isn't supposed to talk suddenly pipes up and exchanges a few choice words with you, what would you and what would you think? Some people would think they've gone bonkers, while others become suspicious and decide to investigate instead. Most, though, would stop and just be plain bewildered. That's... Read More

Stretch Mark Barbie

News | November 20, 2014, 4:14 pm

Stretch Mark Barbie

Barbie is at the same time the most popular toy in the world and one of the most controversial. For decades feminists and physicians have criticized Barbie for creating an unrealistic body image in young girls. After all, Barbie's proportions are literally physically impossible. But it isn't only... Read More

Diapers Stink: So This Guy Prolly Ain't Going to be a Father (VIDEO)

News | November 20, 2014, 10:00 am

Diapers Stink: So This Guy Prolly Ain't Going to be a Father (VIDEO)

Some guys aren't just cut out for it. Fatherhood, I mean. I bet you didn't know it was equally hard to be an uncle who's expected to fill in once in a while. Check out Uncle Chris, a true bro who covered and babysat for his bro while the latter was out golfing. You'll soon see that Chris starts to... Read More

Underoos For Adults?

News | November 19, 2014, 1:03 pm

Underoos For Adults?

There is nothing hotter than a sexy piece of underwear. A girl in a lacey bra and panties makes my heart go all a twitter. I'm not sure what qualifies as sexy underwear in men. Some ladies like Speedos while others enjoy plain old cotton boxers. I myself go for boxer briefs in various colors. What... Read More

Oh, the Horror: Black Friday Horror Movie Trailer (VIDEO)

News | November 19, 2014, 10:00 am

Oh, the Horror: Black Friday Horror Movie Trailer (VIDEO)

For a lot of folks, Black Friday is the most-awaited shopping event of the year. It's when retailers go crazy with discounts and slash prices with as much gusto as Freddy Krueger would slash his victims (ugh, violent imagery there.) It's also when bargain-hungry shoppers behave like deranged lunatics... Read More

Jose Canseco's Magic Finger

News | November 18, 2014, 5:08 pm

Jose Canseco's Magic Finger

Last week baseball legend and walking funny story generator Jose Canseco accidentally shot himself in the hand. He blew off one of his fingers and had to have it surgically reattached. One might think that that would be the end of the story but there was more adventures to be had. The finger fell... Read More

Perfect Timing: Sketchy Deal Caught Live on Camera (VIDEO)

News | November 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Perfect Timing: Sketchy Deal Caught Live on Camera (VIDEO)

Wrong place, wrong time? That seems to be the case for two dudes who appeared to be doing something shady in the background while a reporter was going on and on about a school being closed that day. The report proceeds as usual, when two guys meet up to do an exchange whilst the report is airing. Some... Read More