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Because It's Badass: Private Ninja Lessons

News | August 14, 2014, 10:00 am

Because It's Badass: Private Ninja Lessons

Got $325 to spare? Then sign up for private ninja lessons. You won't regret it, especially when you find yourself in a precarious situation down the road with nothing but your ninja skills to save your ass. The lessons are up for grabs on Cloud9living, with the listing specifying that your instructor... Read More

YOLO Added To Oxford English Dictionary

News | August 14, 2014, 9:41 am

YOLO Added To Oxford English Dictionary

The English language is officially dead. The word YOLO, which stands for you only live once, has been added to the Oxford English Dictionary. This particular dictionary is considered to be the defining tome of proper English. The term was popularized by Canadian rapper and teen soap opera star Drake... Read More

The Muppets Sing The Beastie Boys

News | August 13, 2014, 12:02 pm

The Muppets Sing The Beastie Boys

When I was in high school there were two things I was obsessed with two things: The Muppets and The Beastie Boys. I was a strange teenager, OK. The Muppets have been a life long passion of mine, so much so that I spend a lot of my time doing puppetry. The Beastie Boys are still one of my favorite groups.... Read More

This Is How NOT to Jump Off A High Dive Platform (VIDEO)

News | August 13, 2014, 10:00 am

This Is How NOT to Jump Off A High Dive Platform (VIDEO)

Guys and gals, check out what the chick in the clip did to find out what you should NEVER do when you're jumping off a high dive platform. Sure, the view from above is scary as hell if you're scared of heights and aren't a particularly good swimmer. But you probably shouldn't even be standing on the... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | August 12, 2014, 11:18 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home"

It is a scientific fact that every even numbered Star Trek movie is good and every odd numbered one sucks. At least, that's what people say. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home is certainly better than the two movies that bookend it. Especially, part V. That movie blows tribble wiener. Some might say that... Read More

Whoa, Bravo! Car Hits Cyclist, He Lands Standing Up (VIDEO)

News | August 12, 2014, 10:00 am

Whoa, Bravo! Car Hits Cyclist, He Lands Standing Up (VIDEO)

Riding a bike may be good for the environment, but it might not be good to the cyclist who's on that bike. Even if you wear reflectors and protective gear, it ain't going to stop careless drivers from hitting your ass and running you over. Here's a clip of that actually happening to a cyclist. He... Read More

A Sneek Peek At The

News | August 11, 2014, 12:14 pm

A Sneek Peek At The "Saved By The Bell" Lifetime Movie

For any kid who grew up in the 90's Saved By The Bell was one of the hallmarks of their childhoods. I know that I would tune into see the hijinks of the gang at Bayside High. But it turns out that things weren't so rosy behind the scenes. Apparently, everyone fought and screwed each other for years.... Read More

Ping Pong Coffee Table: Play Pong on Your Knees

News | August 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Ping Pong Coffee Table: Play Pong on Your Knees

There are few games that have you on your knees while you're playing. One of these (which involves absolutely no bonking at all) happens to be ping pong when it's played on the Ping Pong Coffee Table. It's basically a piece of furniture that serves as both a coffee table and ping pong table. It gives... Read More

Hah, Gotcha: Watermelon Wins

News | August 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Hah, Gotcha: Watermelon Wins

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When Mother Nature gives you watermelons, you crack them open. And if you find that they're all rind and no meat, then hurl 'em quick at the dude who just called your momma fat. Just kidding. This is the sight that greeted a friend of  Twitter user @min18rff,... Read More

It's Hard To Be A Fake Ghost In England

News | August 8, 2014, 9:14 am

It's Hard To Be A Fake Ghost In England

A man who is still among the living was arrested in England for pretending to be a ghost in a Portsmouth cemetery. It seems that Anthony Stallard thought it would be a rollicking good time to impersonate a ghost during a funeral. He covered himself in a sheet and went about making ghostly noises. This... Read More

Every Dude's Dream Is to Be In the Girls' Locker Room... (VIDEO)

News | August 7, 2014, 10:00 am

Every Dude's Dream Is to Be In the Girls' Locker Room... (VIDEO)

At some point in his life, every dude wishes he could walk into the girls' locker room and just chill while enjoying the sights and sounds that being in the room would offer. Several dudes had their wishes granted, although it probably didn't go according to plan. The dudes in question were browsing... Read More

Finally, We Know What Yoshi's Real Name Is

News | August 7, 2014, 6:20 am

Finally, We Know What Yoshi's Real Name Is

Something kids today miss out on if they download their video games is the wonderful old game books. It used to be where every game came with a little booklet that would give you background info on the characters as well as tell you how to play the game. Writer Blake Harris, who wrote the book Console... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | August 6, 2014, 12:19 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Heavy Metal"

When I was in high school there were certain movies that I rented again and again from the video store. Oh, for those of you that don't know, video stores were these places you would go to rent physical copies of movies. Pink Floyd's The Wall, The Beatle's Yellow Submarine, and The Who's Tommy were common... Read More

Pizza Gio Vending Machine Servin’ Aussies Hot Pizza

News | August 6, 2014, 10:00 am

Pizza Gio Vending Machine Servin’ Aussies Hot Pizza

Pizza is awesome. Hot pizza in a few minutes? That's even awesomer. Vending machines exist to make people's lives easier: from dispensing gold nuggets and rubber shoes to refreshments and yes, even pizza. Our friends from down under have recently experienced the awesomeness of instant pizza thanks to... Read More

All Of the X-Men Movies in Three Minutes (VIDEO)

News | August 5, 2014, 10:00 am

All Of the X-Men Movies in Three Minutes (VIDEO)

You've probably already noticed how movie makers have expanded Wolverine's role in the franchise when they brought the X-Men to the big screen. Maybe it's his popularity, marketability, Hugh Jackman's pecs, who knows--but they might as well call it the Wolverine Show because the rest of the X-Men are... Read More