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Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: The Turbo Toilet

News | December 26, 2014, 5:35 am

Weird Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: The Turbo Toilet

Christmas may be over but that doesn't mean that you can't get that someone special something nice. I mean, Valentine's Day is coming up before you know it. But what do you get the person who has everything? I know something that is both useful and is real conversation piece: the Turbo Toilet. Available... Read More

Italian Circus Passes Off Dogs As Pandas

News | December 24, 2014, 12:01 pm

Italian Circus Passes Off Dogs As Pandas

Circuses are pretty controversial nowadays. Not because of the creepy creepy clowns but because of the use of animals in the performances. Some animal rights advocates say that the animals are often mistreated and at any rate animals shouldn't be used for entertainment. I remember going... Read More

Ghost Girl Hits Tinder

News | December 23, 2014, 8:30 am

Ghost Girl Hits Tinder

I am a happily married man that's been with my wife since before internet and app dating was a big thing so I don't really know what it's like to do the whole Tinder thing. I've looked at the program on a friend's phone and I can say I find the whole thing rather depressing. It's like a meat market... Read More

Drumroll, Please: The 2014 Movie Trailer Mashup (VIDEO)

News | December 19, 2014, 10:00 am

Drumroll, Please: The 2014 Movie Trailer Mashup (VIDEO)

Horror, action, comedy, adventure, and fantasy. Which is your favorite genre? If you've got seven minutes to spare, then hit 'play' to check out a mashup of movie trailers for flicks that were released this year. The clip opens with Maze Runner and transitions to Extraterrestrial pretty quickly. By... Read More

How to Remove Your 'Stache In the Most Painful Ways Possible (VIDEO)

News | December 18, 2014, 10:00 am

How to Remove Your 'Stache In the Most Painful Ways Possible (VIDEO)

How do you remove your 'stache? Let me count the ways. Most dudes choose to shave the whole damn thing off if they can't be bothered with shaping and trimming it regularly. However, engineering tech nerd Mehdi Sadaghdar decided that his 'stache was too good for mere scissors and razors. So he... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Batman Forever"

News | December 18, 2014, 8:01 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Batman Forever"

I've seen a lot of movies in the theater in my life and most of them were pretty forgettable. I vividly remember going to see Tim Burton's first Batman film when I was a little kid with my dad. I was a lifelong Batman fan, both of the comics and the old Adam West TV show from the 60's. Tim Burton's... Read More

The Tim Burton Porno Parody Is Here

News | December 17, 2014, 8:01 am

The Tim Burton Porno Parody Is Here

I am a very big fan of Tim Burton's early work. Everything from Pee Wee's Big Adventure to Sleepy Hollow is damn fine and entertaining. I just love wacky Gothic film, I guess. After the abominable Planet of the Apes, he's been hit or miss. Big Fish was pretty good but that Alice in Wonderland movie... Read More

'Honey, I Threw Our Kid Over the Balcony!' Prank (VIDEO)

News | December 16, 2014, 10:00 am

'Honey, I Threw Our Kid Over the Balcony!' Prank (VIDEO)

Kids. What's not to love? That's even more true if they're your very own. So imagine what you'd do if your significant other was horsing around and accidentally threw your own flesh and blood over the balcony. You'd freak, right? No, you'd be in hysterics! YouTube prankster Roman Atwood decided to... Read More

Behold The Naked Bacon Cooking Armor

News | December 16, 2014, 6:43 am

Behold The Naked Bacon Cooking Armor

You get up in the morning and you want to cook up some bacon. The only problems is that you don't have any pants or underwear on. Now, you could put something on over your privates to protect it from piping hot bacon grease. A third degree burn on your dong is not something you want to happen. But... Read More

America Loves Big Butts, It Can Not Lie

News | December 15, 2014, 5:33 am

America Loves Big Butts, It Can Not Lie

I've always been a boob man ever since I first felt those kinds of feelings in my wiener so many years ago. I come from a long line of boob men. My dad and grandfather were boob men and I would venture to guess that one day my son will be a boob man as well. But most Americans don't share my affinity... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boob Enlarging Rake

News | December 15, 2014, 5:20 am

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boob Enlarging Rake

I remember back in Jr. High, when young ladies were blossoming into womanhood, that there was a lot of anxiety about boob size. These were the days when gals stuffed their bras with tissue paper to try and not look flat-chested. In time most girls were satisfied with their ta-tas once they were fully... Read More

Jingle Boobs, Jingle All The Way

News | December 11, 2014, 12:12 pm

Jingle Boobs, Jingle All The Way

My grandmother used to say that we all have a special talent inside. For some of us it's art or business and for others it's something useful like being able to control your boobies with your mind. Sara X has such a power. She ties a pair of bell strands to her breasts and she can play Jingle Bells... Read More

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

News | December 10, 2014, 11:42 am

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

In the annals of film history there have been few people as badass as Christopher Lee. His film credits are legendary. Besides Bela Lugosi he was THE Dracula. In recent times he co-starred in several Tim Burton films as well as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. There is perhaps no greater and deeper... Read More

Behold The Fondue Burger

News | December 9, 2014, 2:50 pm

Behold The Fondue Burger

Look, I know that I give the Japanese a hard time for their sexual proclivities but I want to make it clear that I have nothing but the highest respect for their history and culture. I am particularity a big fan of their food. Man, I love me some raw fish on rice and tempura. That's why I may have... Read More

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

News | December 8, 2014, 2:09 pm

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

Thousands of furries and the plushy weirdos who love them were evacuated from a Hyatt in Rosemont after an "intentional" chlorine gas attack. The fuzzy folk were there for the Midwest FurFest convention, one of the country's largest furries conventions. There is no word on who did it but 19 people... Read More