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Everyday Football Fouls: Real-Life Flopping (VIDEO)

News | July 18, 2014, 10:00 am

Everyday Football Fouls: Real-Life Flopping (VIDEO)

Athletes flop in games all the time, especially if it means getting one for the team. Basketball is where a lot of it happens, but as we've all seen at the recently-concluded FIFA World Cup, it happens a lot in football (or soccer, if you're from a place where it's called that) as well. Good floppers... Read More

Noriega Sues Activision Over

News | July 17, 2014, 10:42 am

Noriega Sues Activision Over "Call Of Duty: Black Ops II"

Manuel Noriega has sued Activision for its portrayal of him in their game Call of Duty: Black Ops II. Yes, THAT Manuel Noriega. The brutal murdering dictator who ruled Panama with an iron fist. The same Noriega that was deposed by the U.S. military in 1989 and has been imprisoned ever since. It seems... Read More

So The World's Fastest Hot Tub is In This 1969 Cadillac

News | July 17, 2014, 10:00 am

So The World's Fastest Hot Tub is In This 1969 Cadillac

A hot tub on wheels sounds like a dream come true, doesn't it? Well, Canadian duo Phil Weicker and Duncan Forster have actually made it happen. They converted a 1969 Cadillac Coupe DeVille into an on-the-go hot tub so drivers can relax in traffic and so passengers can sit back, chill, and enjoy the... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: The 3D Printed Vagina Selfie

News | July 16, 2014, 12:47 pm

Today In Japanese Perversion: The 3D Printed Vagina Selfie

One of the coolest technological things that have come around in the last few years is the 3D printer. You can make almost anything with of magic plastic printer. They've made legs for handicapped pets and even guns. One of the least awesome technological side effects is the selfie. How friggin' annoying... Read More

Yeah, That's Right: Steven Spielberg Killed a Triceratops

News | July 16, 2014, 10:00 am

Yeah, That's Right: Steven Spielberg Killed a Triceratops

If you watched Jurassic Park, then you know who Steven Spielberg is and what a triceratops is. You probably still would know both of them, even if you didn't watch it, the former being a director with a giant reputation and the latter being an actual dinosaur of gargantuan proportions. A troll posted... Read More

Stupid Crap On Coupon Sites:

News | July 15, 2014, 11:46 am

Stupid Crap On Coupon Sites: "DC Comics & Character Unisex Union Suits"

Remember when you were little and you would wear those jammies with the feet attached? Those were fun. I had a Spiderman and a Superman outfit when I was four that I wore passed when it fit me properly. But I have to say that as an adult I have never wanted to bring back those memories as an adult. I... Read More

Hey, Ninja: Quadruple Target Jump Kick (VIDEO)

News | July 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Hey, Ninja: Quadruple Target Jump Kick (VIDEO)

Not one. Not two. Not three. But four. That's right. This taekwondo martial artist-slash-ninja successfully kicked four separately-stacked targets in a single leap. Bam, bam, bam, bam! The clip is only 6 seconds long, but the kick itself is even shorter--which makes his feat all the more awesome! The... Read More

She's Good: 50 States, 1 Breath (VIDEO)

News | July 14, 2014, 10:00 am

She's Good: 50 States, 1 Breath (VIDEO)

Can you recite all fifty states in a single breath? Well, this girl can and she does it well. She deserves credit for not only managing to say them all with pausing to breathe in between, but for actually getting each one right. Check the video out by hitting play on the player above. You might want... Read More

Brazil Lost World Cup Because Of Mick Jagger

News | July 10, 2014, 12:45 pm

Brazil Lost World Cup Because Of Mick Jagger

This week Brazil got its ass handed to them in a World Cup match by Germany. It was the worst defeat in World Cup history. Critics have studied how Brazil's defense could have collapsed so completely. But the Brazilians know the truth. They lost because of a hex put on them by Mick Jagger. Yes, the lead... Read More

Go Hodor Crazy: 'Yo, Hodor' App Lets You Send a Hodor

News | July 9, 2014, 10:00 am

Go Hodor Crazy: 'Yo, Hodor' App Lets You Send a Hodor

Crazy about Game of Thrones? Have friends who feel the same way? Then y'all probably should get the Yo, Hodor app, which will serve as an appropriate outlet for the mad love that you've probably got for Hodor. Don't be ashamed to admit that he's probably one of your favorite guys on GOT, even though... Read More

Juggalos Are Now Officially A Criminal Organization

News | July 9, 2014, 9:08 am

Juggalos Are Now Officially A Criminal Organization

The Insane Clown Posse had its case against the FBI thrown out by a judge yesterday which means that officially ICP and their army of unwashed hillbilly Juggalos are now officially a criminal organization. ICP's members Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J as well as their Psychopathic Records company sued the... Read More

Dudes Play a Prank On Their Boss--And It's Hilariously Loud! (VIDEO)

News | July 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Dudes Play a Prank On Their Boss--And It's Hilariously Loud! (VIDEO)

Would you do this to your boss? Or, let me rephrase: can you do this to your boss? Mine is a pretty cool guy, so I can probably get away with blowing out his eardrums this one time. If you're in doubt, don't try the prank you're about to see in yours though, or you might end with no job in exchange for... Read More

The Musical

News | July 8, 2014, 8:32 am

The Musical "Cats" Is About To Get Worse

It is a scientific fact that Cats is the worst musical of all time. No, it's the worse thing that's ever been performed on stage. No, it's one of the worst things that's ever happened in human history. Like, top 5. As far as crimes against humanity goes, Andrew Lloyd Webber is up there with mass murderers... Read More