Humor

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

News | December 10, 2014, 11:42 am

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

In the annals of film history there have been few people as badass as Christopher Lee. His film credits are legendary. Besides Bela Lugosi he was THE Dracula. In recent times he co-starred in several Tim Burton films as well as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. There is perhaps no greater and deeper... Read More

Behold The Fondue Burger

News | December 9, 2014, 2:50 pm

Behold The Fondue Burger

Look, I know that I give the Japanese a hard time for their sexual proclivities but I want to make it clear that I have nothing but the highest respect for their history and culture. I am particularity a big fan of their food. Man, I love me some raw fish on rice and tempura. That's why I may have... Read More

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

News | December 8, 2014, 2:09 pm

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

Thousands of furries and the plushy weirdos who love them were evacuated from a Hyatt in Rosemont after an "intentional" chlorine gas attack. The fuzzy folk were there for the Midwest FurFest convention, one of the country's largest furries conventions. There is no word on who did it but 19 people... Read More

You've Met Him: The Annoying Guy Who Over-Pronounces Foreign Words (VIDEO)

News | December 8, 2014, 10:00 am

You've Met Him: The Annoying Guy Who Over-Pronounces Foreign Words (VIDEO)

There's one in every group. There's the guy who knows it all, the guy who happens to be the perfect wingman, and the guy who over-pronounces foreign words and ends up sounding like a douche. The latter is amusing to some extent, but the laughs stop when it goes too far and embarrasses everyone in... Read More

"Meat Beat" Is Sexy Beefy Performance Art

News | December 5, 2014, 12:59 pm

"Meat Beat" Is Sexy Beefy Performance Art

I don't buy performance art as a viable form of art. I know that art is a subjective thing and that what is art to one person is just a bunch of crap to someone else. I, for example, love the paintings of Mark Rothko but my wife thinks it's bullcrap. But performance art is all a bunch of psuedointellectual... Read More

Vaginal Scented Art? Yes.

News | December 4, 2014, 11:58 am

Vaginal Scented Art? Yes.

In the mid 1800's artist Gustave Courbet shocked the art world by making a closeup painting of the female crotchecological region. No one had ever depicted the female folds so graphically before. It is one of the only 19th century paintings that you can truly call NSFW. The thing is, the painting... Read More

Smashing Good: Sixty-Second Supercut of Bones Breaking (VIDEO)

News | December 4, 2014, 10:00 am

Smashing Good: Sixty-Second Supercut of Bones Breaking (VIDEO)

You'll cringe, you'll feel their pain, and maybe you'll even laugh ifyou've got a heart of stone while watching this clip. It's a supercut of bones breaking (or being broken) in movies featuring your favorite actors and villains that you love to hate. Ready for sixty seconds of pain? Hit play whenever... Read More

Stephen Hawking Says The Robocalypse Is Real

News | December 3, 2014, 2:11 pm

Stephen Hawking Says The Robocalypse Is Real

I've been ringing the alarm bells for the coming robocalypse for years. As any regular reader of the Superego section of Egotastic knows, I'm a bit of an expert. I've seen the Terminator movies hundreds of times and I can tell you that one day we will look on them as documentaries. But I'm usually... Read More

Take That, You Suits: Honest Bank Commercial is Honest (VIDEO)

News | December 3, 2014, 10:00 am

Take That, You Suits: Honest Bank Commercial is Honest (VIDEO)

Liar, liar, pants on fire. So your banker screwed you over again, and there's nothing you can do...except laugh at them and their profession with Honest Trailers' new clip: Honest Bank Commercial. It's laughable, seeing a bank ad described as being 'honest.' However, as you'd expect, this clip is... Read More

Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Film Retold in 8-Bit (VIDEO)

News | December 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Film Retold in 8-Bit (VIDEO)

Did you watch Michael Bay's remake this year about those larger-than-life mutant turtles who stand upright and walk like you and me? You know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Most dudes I know watched it for Megan Fox and not for the alien-looking turtles. If you're still on the fence about checking... Read More

British Porn Just Got Less Kinky

News | December 2, 2014, 8:54 am

British Porn Just Got Less Kinky

As far as erotic people go the British are not exactly on the top of the list. They lack the romance of the French, the fiery passion of the Spanish, or the bravado of the Italians. I blame it on their food. Who wants to get it on when you have a thick curry or a shepard's pie taking up real estate... Read More

Frog Eye Salad, Anyone? Thanksgiving Recipes Broken Down by State

News | December 1, 2014, 10:00 am

Frog Eye Salad, Anyone? Thanksgiving Recipes Broken Down by State

Pumpkin whoopie pie, funeral potatoes, deer jerky, and frog eye salad... what was on your menu for Thanksgiving dinner? It's no secret that some people eat weird sh't. So this year, the The New York Times made this map detailing the most 'distinct' recipes that was Googled per state. Some sounded... Read More

Princess Leia Vs. Galadriel Rap Battle

News | November 28, 2014, 6:45 am

Princess Leia Vs. Galadriel Rap Battle

You would think that different nerd groups would get along better with each other. After all, bullies picked on the D&D nerds just as much as the Star Trek geeks. And yet, the different types of nerds rarely get along. I remember going to the midnight screening of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith... Read More