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Bad Ass Drummer Drums With Flaming Drumsticks (VIDEO)

News | March 27, 2014, 11:00 am

Bad Ass Drummer Drums With Flaming Drumsticks (VIDEO)

So this is one bad-ass drummer playing one mean set. What sets him apart from all others is the fact that he likes to play the drums with flaming drumsticks. And by flaming, we do mean flaming--the drumsticks are really on fire! It sounds like a crazy thing to do (and it is!) but the sight of him hitting... Read More

This Animatronic Doll Will Haunt Your Nightmares

News | March 26, 2014, 10:23 am

This Animatronic Doll Will Haunt Your Nightmares

There is a theory called the uncanny valley that applies to this story. It states that at a certain point in trying to make an artificial character more realistic you hit a wall in which that same character becomes creepy. Think about Kermit the Frog and then remember the Skeksis from The Dark Crystal.... Read More

LOLWTF: How to Pee With Morning Wood

News | March 26, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWTF: How to Pee With Morning Wood

It's a problem that millions of guys face the moment they wake up, especially when they're running on a full bladder: morning wood. You can't exactly pee when your wang's up and hard and being generally uncooperative--or can you? Ben’s Tips has come up with an amusing (but pretty helpful) infographic... Read More

Warnog: The New Klingon Beer

News | March 25, 2014, 12:04 pm

Warnog: The New Klingon Beer

A brewery out of Indiana is marketing a beer aimed at Klingons called Warnog. Named after the brew that Klingons drank in Star Trek, the beer is an officially licensed Star Trek product. The Tin Man brewing company previously released a Vulcan Ale that tastes like logic or whatever. This Klingon ale... Read More

Creepy Ass Clown Terrorizing Staten Island

News | March 25, 2014, 11:48 am

Creepy Ass Clown Terrorizing Staten Island

A seriously creepy clown is going around scaring the residents of Staten Island. The evil payaso has been seen at the Richmond Valley and Grasmere train stations and outside of a Chinese restaurant. He isn't really "doing" anything, other than acting like a total terror. He just stands there...but it's... Read More

The King of All Bloody Marys

News | March 25, 2014, 10:00 am

The King of All Bloody Marys

The right garnish can make all the difference, especially when it comes to Bloody Marys. The drink is fine on its own but add an olive and a pickle and it can be spectacular. Over the years, we've seen bars over-do it with the Bloody Mary garnishes. From slices of meat and sausages to actual sandwiches,... Read More

RIP Oderus Urungus

News | March 24, 2014, 11:17 am

RIP Oderus Urungus

The great Oderus Urungus, (Dave Brockie), the lead singer of GWAR has gone to that great toilet in the sky. The legendary singer was found dead sitting in a chair. There doesn't appear to be any sign of foul play or drug overdose. He simply passed away easily like butt slaves through a vagina monster.... Read More

LOL: Why Sneezing and Playing a Trombone Don't Mix (VIDEO)

News | March 24, 2014, 10:00 am

LOL: Why Sneezing and Playing a Trombone Don't Mix (VIDEO)

Got twenty seconds? Then waste your time on this. Admit it: you've always been curious what a sneeze on a trombone sounds like. Would it be magnified? Would the sound be muffled? While we won't know how the snot and spit traveled through the instrument, we now know what it sounds like. Hit play and... Read More

Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: Duck Carcass Press

News | March 21, 2014, 10:21 am

Weird Crap They Sell On Amazon: Duck Carcass Press

Let's say you are having a dinner party and decide to serve duck. Sure, you could just serve the breast, thighs, legs, and wings...if you want your meal to suck and your party to be ruined. What you need is this brass duck carcass press. What you do is put the leftover bones and fat in the press and... Read More

Dance Christopher Walken, Dance!

News | March 21, 2014, 10:10 am

Dance Christopher Walken, Dance!

Christopher Walken is one of the baddest mofos in history. The man is one of my favorite actors. I've sen almost all of his movies and have seen him on Broadway. There is no one who delivers lines like Walken, that's for sure. But he's not just a great actor. He's also an amazing dancer. Like a lot of... Read More

'LickThisApp' Teaches You All You Need To Know To Please Your Gal

News | March 21, 2014, 10:00 am

'LickThisApp' Teaches You All You Need To Know To Please Your Gal

If you think you're good now, then here's a chance to get better: by clocking in some hours of practice with LickThisApp. It's an app that basically has you doing tongue-centric exercises so you can please your lady when it's time to go downtown. There's 'up and down,' which will have you flicking a... Read More

Read It and Weep: Batman Comic Tattoo Sleeve

News | March 20, 2014, 10:00 am

Read It and Weep: Batman Comic Tattoo Sleeve

This guy's tattoo looks like it came straight from the pages of a comic book. A Batman comic, to be specific. Done by tattoist extraordinaire Ian Hopkins of Ian Ink Tattoo in Southampton England, the elaborate sleeve features a montage of action-packed scenes with Batman, Robin, the Joker, the Penguin,... Read More

Gimme, Gimme: Girl Scout Cookies Weed

News | March 19, 2014, 10:00 am

Gimme, Gimme: Girl Scout Cookies Weed

Here's something a lot of dudes are too embarrassed to admit: girl scout cookies taste pretty awesome. Especially if they're being delivered by an over-18 girl scout (clearly, this isn't your typical girl scout.) What's even better is weed infused with the distinct flavor of girl scout cookies. The... Read More

Satanic Temple To Turn Fred Phelps' Zombie Gay

News | March 19, 2014, 9:37 am

Satanic Temple To Turn Fred Phelps' Zombie Gay

Lucien Greaves, the head of the Satanic Temple in New York, has vowed to turn Westboro Baptist Church founder Fred Phelps, Sr. gay when he dies. The controversial a-hole leader of the hate filled anti-gay church is apparently on his death bed. The WBC is notorious for picketing the funerals of soldiers... Read More

Courtney Love Thinks She Found Lost Malaysia Flight

News | March 18, 2014, 1:28 pm

Courtney Love Thinks She Found Lost Malaysia Flight

Courtney Love believes that she has done what thousands of experts and rescue crews could not: find lost Malaysian flight 370. Yes, THAT Courtney Love. The flight mysteriously disappeared on March 8th without a trace. One of the largest searches in recent memory is being conducted to find the missing... Read More