I've always suspected that most of the Internet is mostly made up of porn. The rest is videos of kittens and puppies and selfies of Amanda Bynes. It turns out I was right. A study by Paintbottle.com compiled from several studies show that 30% of all data transmitted on the Internet is for fap reasons.... Read More
Some people resort to doing pretty disgusting stuff when they're bored. Take the case of Amber Strong, for example. She decided to take on the Condom Snorting challenge and snorted a rubber up her nose. Clearly condoms aren't meant to stay in the human body, so she pulled it out of her mouth moments... Read More
It's time for a drink when: You get home from work and catch your girlfriend banging your best friend. Your girlfriend gets home from work and catches you banging her best friend. You get home and you're all alone. So stop crying (or stop pretending to cry) and call your drinking buds so you... Read More
To cheap to fork over a couple of dollars to get the soda or snack that you want from the vending machine? Then go home hungry--or build a totally bad-ass robot that'll help you steal from the vending machine! It might seem easier to just save up instead of going through all the trouble of building... Read More
Legions of fans mourned when Disney acquired LucasFilm. These same fans cheered when Brazzers announced that they were doing a smexy parody of Star Wars. Brazzers has been doing parodies featuring bodacious babes in action and in all sorts of compromising positions based on hit series and feature films,... Read More
Yo yo yo! It's the Thursday edition of the Viral Video Load. This is where we have all the most relevant and hottest videos we could find out there on the world wide web for you to enjoy and consume. Get some! Today we feature a ginger kid, a dog, a roommate, a helicopter and an "undercover" cop. Enjoy! Jammin'... Read More
Today Congress is conducting hearings on a very serious problem: UFOs. Today is day three of your tax dollars funding actual members of congress sitting through 40 witnesses and "expert testimony" on UFO sightings, cattle mutilations, alien abductions, and alien's love Reese's Pieces. A group called... Read More
The University of Victoria in British Columbia has officially become one of the world's awesomest schools to study in. At least, in my books, anyway. They recently updated their site to add information about a course they call the 'Science of Batman.' To prevent parents from thinking that they're... Read More
A dude in New Hampshire blew his entire life savings...on a carnival game. Yep. Seems that wife beater shirt enthusiast Henry Gribbohm thought it would be fun to play a ball toss game at the local carnival to win an Xbox Kinect. A sane person that doesn't look like a prison rapist probably would have... Read More
Can a sculpture be a pervert? I think so. At least a giant bronze fish that once had a run in with Madonna seems to be a bit on the sleazy side. You may recall, if you are old like me, that Madonna used to be really hot. This was before the Kabbalah turned her slowly into Gollum. In 1992 she published... Read More
You don't have to be a gamer to appreciate the work of photographer Nicolas Ahouansou. Using Nintendo's popular handheld video gaming consoles as his inspiration, Nicolas painted iterations of the consoles onto the bodies of hot models. Some buttons might pop out and poke you if you stare hard enough. You... Read More
How many Rubik's cube will you need to build your current house or your dream home? Clearly, Rubik's cubes aren't very stable materials to use when building a house or any structure at all. But for the sake of satiating people's curiosity, Movoto has come up with an interactive calculator that tells... Read More
Rocky is coming to Broadway. Yes. The classic movie about a mentally challenged boxer from Philly getting a shot at the heavyweight championship is getting the musical treatment. It was conceived by Sly Stallone himself and premiered last fall in Hamburg. The show will tell the tale of the Italian Stallion... Read More
It doesn't take a movie analyst to point out all of the mistakes Michael Bay made in Transformers. It wasn't exactly a bad movie but it was full of loopholes and movie mistakes, even with the leeway that you have to give it since it's a sci-fi movie and all. The action scenes are fun and the special... Read More
Before you rage about how animals should learn how to cross the road (can you see the missing logic in that scenario?), you should judge fellow homo sapiens. Earlier this week, I had to slam on the breaks because a dude couldn't make up his mind and kept moving forward and backward in his quest to reach... Read More
