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LOLZ, False Advertising: What Those Black Burgers Really Look Like

News | September 30, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLZ, False Advertising: What Those Black Burgers Really Look Like

Remember those black burgers were told you about? Well, here's a word of advice to our readers in Japan: in case you were interested in trying them, don't, because they look like sh't. The promotional pictures make 'em look interesting, but there's nothing like a dose of reality and another picture showing... Read More

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Human Centipede

News | September 29, 2014, 2:13 pm

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Human Centipede

There are films that are hailed as instant classics as soon as they hit theaters. Casablanca or The Godfather come to mind. But there is one movie that when it came out a few years ago made a splash of a different sort. This film's premise is so weird and disgusting that at a screening I saw, people... Read More

Ken And Barbie Died For Our Sins

News | September 29, 2014, 1:59 pm

Ken And Barbie Died For Our Sins

An art show by a couple of Argentine artists has got the Vatican REALLY upset. What could they have done to piss off the seat of power of the Catholic Church? Create a Barbie Virgin of Guadalupe and Ken doll Jesus on the cross. The artists, Marianela Perelli and Pool Paolini, didn't stop at the two most... Read More

Biker Bad-assery At Its Best: First-Ever Tsunami Flip in Contest (VIDEO)

News | September 29, 2014, 7:00 am

Biker Bad-assery At Its Best: First-Ever Tsunami Flip in Contest (VIDEO)

The bad-ass dude in the video is Szymon Godziek, and we'll refer to him as the 'Bike God' from here on out. He was one of the riders at the Red Bull District Ride 2014 and was one of the very few who amazed not only fans but fellow (and competing) riders as well. What the Bike God did was no small... Read More

Suck On This: Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Condoms

News | September 26, 2014, 10:00 am

Suck On This: Pumpkin Spice-Flavored Condoms

If your lady love doesn't like going down on you, then here's something that might make her be more willing: Pumpkin Spice condoms. That's only if she likes pumpkin spice and is a fan of lattes of that flavor, though... Pumpkin spice-flavored condoms were rumored to be in the works for Durex, but... Read More

Che Guevara Perfume?

News | September 25, 2014, 10:07 am

Che Guevara Perfume?

Celebrity endorsed perfume is nothing new. Everyone from Paris Hilton to Liz Taylor have had perfumes that smell like a florid whorehouse. But it is rarer for a scent to be named for a socialist guerrilla. A Cuban firm has released a cologne called Ernesto, which is inspired by the controversial Argentine... Read More

A Black Burger With Black Cheese is as Black as Your Heart

News | September 25, 2014, 10:00 am

A Black Burger With Black Cheese is as Black as Your Heart

Orange might be the new black, but black was, is, and will always be the only true black there is. No duh. That's the color Burger King Japan chose recently when they debuted their new burger. We mean black, not orange. Yep, that's right: they've come up with an all-black burger (well, except for the... Read More

The Satanic Children's Big Book Of Activities

News | September 24, 2014, 12:00 pm

The Satanic Children's Big Book Of Activities

When I was a kid I loved doing color and activity books. Usually, I would prefer books based on sci-fi movies like Star Wars and Star Trek, etc. They are a fun and creative way to funnel your energies. But, because adults are pains in the ass, they sometimes force their ideologies into your coloring.... Read More

LOLZ, That's Just Cruel: Wasabi Wake-Up Prank (VIDEO)

News | September 24, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLZ, That's Just Cruel: Wasabi Wake-Up Prank (VIDEO)

Keep your friends, and your enemies closer. That's the only way you'll be able to prank them (aka get revenge on them) without coming off as a douche in the end. Here's one that you can play on the very worst of your enemies--er, friends: the wasabi wake-up prank. It's pretty self-explanatory. You basically... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Serpent And The Rainbow

News | September 23, 2014, 12:13 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: The Serpent And The Rainbow

Voodoo is a very misunderstood subject. Unlike the sinister murderous cult of legend and movies, it's actually a vibrant religion born of the mixing of French Catholicism and African traditional religion during slavery times in Haiti. It is a complex, beautiful, and nuanced faith that is a vital part... Read More

My Kinda Class: Textbook Accidentally Printed with Pr0n Actress On the Cover

News | September 23, 2014, 10:00 am

My Kinda Class: Textbook Accidentally Printed with Pr0n Actress On the Cover

A publisher in Thailand recently screwed themselves over when they used an image of a pr0n star role-playing as a teacher on the cover of one of their textbooks. Serves them right for basically Googling for a picture of a teacher and stealing a picture right off the Internet, huh? Students who bought... Read More

More Proof That Nick Cage Is A Vampire

News | September 22, 2014, 11:20 am

More Proof That Nick Cage Is A Vampire

It's long been speculated that actor and professional screaming guy Nicolas Cage is a vampire. There have been several pictures from the remote past, like from the 19th century, appear to have Nic Cage in it. Plus his general, you know, weirdness. How else but a blood lust from the bowels of hell can... Read More

Beat That: New Beer-Carrying Record Set at 27 Mugs (VIDEO)

News | September 22, 2014, 10:00 am

Beat That: New Beer-Carrying Record Set at 27 Mugs (VIDEO)

So this is one world record involving beer that actually gives your liver a break. German waiter Oliver Struempfel recently broke records for the highest number of beer glasses being carried. Not regular glasses but 1-liter mugs, mind you. The kicker? He had to do it using nothing but his hands. The... Read More

Make Me a Canadian: Canada Mints Superman Coins

News | September 19, 2014, 10:00 am

Make Me a Canadian: Canada Mints Superman Coins

In Canada, there's maple, health insurance, and awesome collectible stuff like the newly-minted Superman coins. The Royal Canadian Mint released commemorative coins featuring the Man of Steel last year, and they're at it again with a new collector's set this year. Just in time for the holidays! The coins... Read More

Thus Spoke Mega Man

News | September 18, 2014, 12:04 pm

Thus Spoke Mega Man

When I was a pissed off angsty teenager in the early to mid-90's I read a lot of the writings of Frederich Nietzsche. That's how big of a dork I was. My way of being rebellious was to read 19th century German Nihilist philosophy. Or is Nietzsche really a Nihilist? Some people say no others say yes. The... Read More