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Spiderman Arrested For Sexual Harassment

News | June 24, 2014, 12:48 pm

Spiderman Arrested For Sexual Harassment

Spiderman has been arrested in New York City for forcibly touching a tourist in Times Square. Times are tough here in the big city and people have to make money any way they can. Spiderman just wasn't making ends meet as a freelance journalist, (there's a surprise). So, like many costumed superheros... Read More

Time Waster: So This is a Duck Stampede (VIDEO)

News | June 24, 2014, 10:00 am

Time Waster: So This is a Duck Stampede (VIDEO)

Thailand is known for many things. And now it's a country that will be known as the Duck Republic. In the middle of the day, in the middle of traffic, a duck stampede of about a hundred thousand ducks broke out and held traffic. Of course, if you're one of the people stuck in the aforementioned traffic,... Read More

The Swiss Cheese Pervert Pleads Guilty

News | June 23, 2014, 11:27 am

The Swiss Cheese Pervert Pleads Guilty

Our ongoing coverage of the case of the Swiss cheese pervert continues as the dairy dick, Christopher Pagano, pleads guilty to  indecent exposure and harassment. He has been sentenced to three years of probation and sex offender counseling. Pagano spent months on a spree of sexually harassing women... Read More

It Takes Practice and Lotsa Booze: Bottle Cap Snap Trick Shots (VIDEO)

News | June 23, 2014, 10:00 am

It Takes Practice and Lotsa Booze: Bottle Cap Snap Trick Shots (VIDEO)

There a hundred and one things you can do with bottle caps. Of those, the vast majority are tricks, which have been mastered and demonstrated by Hello Denizen in this clip. From knocking plastic cups down in all sorts of positions and configurations to playing Jenga, Hello does it all--using nothing... Read More

Malefiftycent: 50 Cent Does Maleficent (VIDEO)

News | June 20, 2014, 10:00 am

Malefiftycent: 50 Cent Does Maleficent (VIDEO)

How does 50 Cent compare to Angelina Jolie? Seems like there's no comparison to both, really. But that didn't stop 50 Cent from trying to step into her shoes...as Maleficent. Only, he's not Maleficent, but Malefiftycent--get it? The parody trailer was aired on Jimmy Kimmel's talk show with 50 Cent... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | June 20, 2014, 7:00 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Sharknado"

When I saw that Netflix had added this masterpiece to its collection I knew that I had to discuss it. Syfy makes some truly crappy movies. Have you seen Mega Shark vs. Mecha Shark or Mega Python vs. Gatoroid starring Debbie Gibson? They are like a kick in the balls. It's a testament to how horrible... Read More

The Brady Bunch/Game Of Thrones Mash-up You Always Wanted

News | June 19, 2014, 2:03 pm

The Brady Bunch/Game Of Thrones Mash-up You Always Wanted

Blended families can be challenging. They are certainly more of a challenge than the Brady Bunch would have us believe. It's not easy to meld together two different families who are sometimes at each other's throats. In Game of Thrones they literally are each other's throats. And hearts, heads, necks,... Read More

F#cked Up: Elevator Malfunctions and Shoots Man 31 Stories Up (VIDEO)

News | June 19, 2014, 10:00 am

F#cked Up: Elevator Malfunctions and Shoots Man 31 Stories Up (VIDEO)

This could totally happen in real life, and in a nutshell, it's the stuff of nightmares. Things went awry mere moments after Jose Avecedo stepped onto the elevator with his shopping bags. The elevator began moving up rapidly and the doors opened randomly after a couple of floors up. If I were him,... Read More

Kim Kardashian: The Video Game

News | June 18, 2014, 12:22 pm

Kim Kardashian: The Video Game

I think it's safe to say that Kim Kardashian is overexposed. She's everywhere. Kim is omnipresent like our lord and savior Yeezus. She's on TV, magazines, the internet, crappy movies, etc. It was only a matter of time before she got her own video game. Yes, my friends, a Kim Kardashian video game is... Read More

LOLWTF: Ryan Gosling Face Panties

News | June 18, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWTF: Ryan Gosling Face Panties

If your girl won't shut up about Ryan Gosling, then here's something you can get her that might turn her off the actor: these fugly ass panties which has his face printed on there, right smack in the middle. His face is framed by sheer brown lace but frankly, these look anything but sexy even with all... Read More

Every Sex Scene From Season 4 Of

News | June 17, 2014, 2:34 pm

Every Sex Scene From Season 4 Of "Game Of Thrones"

It's hard to argue that Game of Thrones is one of the best shows that has ever been on TV. The writing, the acting, the set design, and everything else is amazing. But you know why you watch the show: the nudity and gratuitous sex. It's always a treat when you see those terms in the warning at the beginning... Read More

Fast Food Ads vs. Reality Experiment: Diners Always Lose (VIDEO)

News | June 17, 2014, 10:00 am

Fast Food Ads vs. Reality Experiment: Diners Always Lose (VIDEO)

You can file complaints about misleading ads when it comes to pricing and terms and conditions and all that crap. But there's little you can do when the food you got at the drive thru looks nothing like the one pictured in the ad. Or is there? Internet prankster Greg Benson decided he had had enough... Read More

Vlad Dracula Has Been Found

News | June 16, 2014, 11:00 am

Vlad Dracula Has Been Found

According to some historian and scientists have figured out where Dracula, Vlad the Impaler, was buried. It has long been assumed that he was killed in battle and buried somewhere in what is today Romania. But according to these sciency guys he was actually buried in Piazza Santa Maria la Nova in Naples.... Read More

How to Complain to Jaguar: Use Donkeys to Tow the Car to the Dealership

News | June 16, 2014, 10:00 am

How to Complain to Jaguar: Use Donkeys to Tow the Car to the Dealership

People do crazy things when they're upset. But when it comes to complaints, loaded people take things one step further. Jaguar XF owner Rahul Tharak was pissed at the mechanical problems his fancy car was having, so instead of taking it down for repairs and complaining like a normal person would do,... Read More

On Making Sweet Sweet Love To Dolphins

News | June 13, 2014, 12:27 pm

On Making Sweet Sweet Love To Dolphins

It seems that higher mammals have one thing in common: wanting to bone human women. It's been shown that our close relatives like bonobos and chimps get excited around our females. But a chimp is 98% genetically identical to us, so that makes sense. But it's also been shown that our dolphin cousins not... Read More