Humor

Sky Mall Files For Bankruptcy

News | January 23, 2015, 1:18 pm

Sky Mall Files For Bankruptcy

I travel a lot and one of my favorite things to do when I first settle into my seat on the plane is look at the SkyMall catalog. This litany of weird and wonderful products that no one needs always puts a smile on my face. I can't say as I've ever actually ordered anything from the Skymall catalog... Read More

Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory

News | January 22, 2015, 12:45 pm

Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory

Have you ever wondered where dildos and sex toys come from? Like, that there is an entire industry that is based on the manufacture and sale of sexy sex toys? "Gee whiz Timmy, what does your mom do?" said the inquisitive boy. "Well, my mom makes Black Stallion Bum Ticklers at a dildo factory in West... Read More

Giant Inflatable My Little Pony Sex Doll?

News | January 22, 2015, 12:28 pm

Giant Inflatable My Little Pony Sex Doll?

The last few years has seen the rise of the subculture known as Bronies, grown ass men who are obsessed to My Little Pony. I remember when I was a kid an My Little Pony was first popular that my cousins and I would steal girl's tiny pink horses and melt them on the bar-b-q grill. But I guess the... Read More

The Lego Holocaust?

News | January 19, 2015, 2:05 pm

The Lego Holocaust?

I remember that back when I was in high school I did a book report on the Holocaust for history class. It really taught me a lot I didn't know and brought out a lot of emotions in me as a person and a Jew. I wrote a conventional report which was, I guess boring. An English kid named John Denno thought... Read More

Indian Snack Superheroes?

News | January 16, 2015, 1:56 pm

Indian Snack Superheroes?

I love Indian food, like a lot. I spent three weeks in India eating nothing but Indian food and I never got tired of it. But I must admit that half the time I have no idea what I'm eating. Maybe that's not smart on my part. Perhaps my glutony is so much that I just don't care. If an Indian friend... Read More

Knit Your Way Through The Kama Sutra

News | January 15, 2015, 2:11 pm

Knit Your Way Through The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra is an ancient Hindu book which shows different sexual positions and techniques to perform Tantric Yoga. That's basically using your dong to achieve enlightenment or something. I've flipped through the Kama Sutra and I know for certain that I am too overweight and inflexible to do most... Read More

Celebrate The Winter With Whale Testicle Beer

News | January 14, 2015, 2:26 pm

Celebrate The Winter With Whale Testicle Beer

I'm a pretty open minded guy. I have traveled all over the world and have experienced lots of different cultures. One tries not to judge other people's customs by the framework of my modern American sensibilities. But it's when I come up to stuff like Icelandic whale testicle beer that my tolerance... Read More

Stop Taking So Many Selfies, Ya Psycho

News | January 13, 2015, 2:37 pm

Stop Taking So Many Selfies, Ya Psycho

There is a scourge destroying our once great country: selfies. I can barely walk down the street without tripping over 15 people taking friggin selfies. One the subway I see people taking selfies for their entire commute. It's a compulsive behaivior. But what if it was a sign of something even worse?... Read More

El Bigfoot Spotted In Mexico City

News | January 12, 2015, 2:27 pm

El Bigfoot Spotted In Mexico City

A group of mountain rescue workers that were taking footage of Mexico City's Popocatepetl volcano say that they saw a bunch of bigfoots, (bigfeet?), climbing of the slopes of the mountain. They say that they saw several humanoid figures loping around and later found giant footprints. Their leader,... Read More

Tinder For Superheroes

News | January 9, 2015, 2:03 pm

Tinder For Superheroes

It's hard to meet people these day without the help of technology. It's all about the social medias and the Tinders and the hula hoops and whatnot that these kids are into. It's true not only for romantic relationships but for other kinds of partnerships as well. Take, for example, the complex superhero... Read More

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Dragonslayer"

News | January 8, 2015, 3:20 pm

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Dragonslayer"

People often criticize the selection of movies on Netflix Instant. That's because 80% of them are either straight to video cinematic turds and documentaries about food or Nazis. There are some good films like The Graduate or Big Trouble in Little China and the rest are absolutely wonderful crap movies.... Read More

The Man With Two Dongs Writes An Autobiography

News | January 7, 2015, 3:37 pm

The Man With Two Dongs Writes An Autobiography

We all have our crosses to bare in the bedroom department. I, for example, am fat and can't bend into all those weird positions that the kids talk about. But imagine if you had to live your life with two penises, (peni?). A man who goes by the name DoubleDickDude (DDD) suffers from a rare condition... Read More

Is This Finally Proof Of Bigfoot's Existence? No.

News | January 6, 2015, 1:59 pm

Is This Finally Proof Of Bigfoot's Existence? No.

For centuries unwashed rednecks and crackpots have spent their lives looking for the illusive Bigfoot out in the wilds of America. Their photographic evidence is usually of the blurry kind shot through heavy brush. Whenever they can't get an actual picture of something strange they are not adverse... Read More

Matt Ralston 2015 Is The Best/Worst Campaign Video Ever

News | January 5, 2015, 11:50 am

Matt Ralston 2015 Is The Best/Worst Campaign Video Ever

Matt Ralston is a dude who is running for the city council in West Hollywood and he made what is perhaps the worst/best campaign ad that I have ever seen. There isn't any mudslinging or political smear tactics going on, just a lot of rocking to the beat produced by a Casio 2400 keyboard on the demo... Read More

The Play-Doh Clay Dildo Maker

News | January 2, 2015, 5:06 pm

The Play-Doh Clay Dildo Maker

I used to love playing with Play-Doh when I was a kid. I had all kinds of devices that would squeeze out the sweet-smelling colored clay into all sorts of fun shapes and sizes. It's a fun creative way to play...doh. But several parents and not a few kids were surprised when they unwrapped the Play-Doh... Read More