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Why Do We Need A

News | October 9, 2014, 3:04 pm

Why Do We Need A "Ghostbusters" Reboot?

When I was seven years old my grandfather took me to see the original Ghostbusters. I fell in love. I didn't get all the jokes, of course. Particularly Bill Murray's sexy humor. But I knew I was seeing something special. I, like many of my friends, was a Ghostbuster for Halloween. Then, a few years later,... Read More

LOLWHUT: Street Fighter II, the Angry Goat Edition (VIDEO)

News | October 9, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWHUT: Street Fighter II, the Angry Goat Edition (VIDEO)

Zangief isn't the only one who needs anger management classes. These two angry goats should join him, as they charge at each other like there's no tomorrow, as if their lives depended on it. And since internet peoples are really cool and funny, they've taken it upon themselves to edit the video and present... Read More

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Zoolander

News | October 8, 2014, 4:23 pm

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Zoolander

I will freely admit that I don't like Ben Stiller. I think he's really annoying. He is so desperate to get you to like him that it comes off as cloying and pitiful. I don't like it. He's been in some funny movies, no doubt. There's Something About Mary and Tropic Thunder are great films. But in general,... Read More

Halloween Scare-a-Thon: Severed Hand Prank (VIDEO)

News | October 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Halloween Scare-a-Thon: Severed Hand Prank (VIDEO)

Pranksters live for Halloween, and Youtube magician-slash-prankster Rahat is no exception. Here he is prancing around with a new product he came up with in collaboration with Morphsuits. You basically wear the glove that comes with a portion of a severed wrist at the bottom. The glove illusion makes... Read More

Why, Yes. There Is A

News | October 7, 2014, 2:32 pm

Why, Yes. There Is A "Bob's Burgers" Porno

They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. That certainly seems to be the case with porn. I mean, your movie/tv show/etc. aren't anything if there isn't a porn parody. That's how you know you've "made it". It's the equivalent of getting your song covered by Weird Al if you are a musician,... Read More

WWE Mother Nature's Way: Two Great Whites Fighting (VIDEO)

News | October 7, 2014, 10:00 am

WWE Mother Nature's Way: Two Great Whites Fighting (VIDEO)

One great white shark in the water is scary enough. Seeing two of these in close proximity and acting like they're not particularly fond of each other? Now that's epic. In the grand showdown of all great white shark showdowns, two of 'em try biting the other. Whether it's for the bait on the boat for... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion:

News | October 6, 2014, 10:42 am

Today In Japanese Perversion: "The Hugging Chair"

Ah, the Japanese. They are an amazing culture. They are also really weird sexually. Maybe I'm just a prude? Maybe I spent too long going to Catholic school? But they do stuff that I just don't get. Their latest creation is the "Hugging Chair". It's basically a large chair that looks like a creepy doll.... Read More

My Kinda Brains: Skull-Shaped Pizza Rolls

News | October 3, 2014, 10:00 am

My Kinda Brains: Skull-Shaped Pizza Rolls

Brains aren't very appetizing, but if they're made from a mix of pepperoni and cheese, then what's not to love? Presenting... the skull-shaped pizza rolls baked with ghastly perfection by Beth at Hungry Happenings. All you need are some pretty basic baking skillz plus a skeleton-shaped baking pan,... Read More

On Jennifer Lopez's Booty

News | October 2, 2014, 1:11 pm

On Jennifer Lopez's Booty

There are a lot of eternal questions that we may never know the answer to. Is there a God? What's the meaning of life? How do they get the cream filling inside of a Twinkie? But Diddy has come up with an answer to what is possibly THE question of our time: does Jennifer Lopez have a better booty than... Read More

What NOT To Do When You Spot a Giant Anaconda (VIDEO)

News | October 2, 2014, 10:00 am

What NOT To Do When You Spot a Giant Anaconda (VIDEO)

Anacondas are scary. If you've ever seen Anaconda--you know, that horror adventure flick from 1997 which starred J. Lo where the huge-ass snake basically ate everyone in its way--then you know better than to grab it by the tail when you see one. These dudes from Brazil, however, don't, because that's... Read More

Satan Endorses Nick Cage

News | October 1, 2014, 2:44 pm

Satan Endorses Nick Cage

I've often wondered how Nicolas Cage has a career. Simply giving the glib answer that he's a Coppola isn't a good enough reason. There are plenty of Coppolas that didn't amount to much, (cough, cough Roman cough, cough). But not only has Nick Cage been successful he's been incredibly successful. As time... Read More

Awesomer Than Ever: 'The Matrix' Retold in 8-Bit (VIDEO)

News | October 1, 2014, 10:00 am

Awesomer Than Ever: 'The Matrix' Retold in 8-Bit (VIDEO)

Will you choose the red pill or the blue pill? Neo took the red one, and look where he ended up...which was, well, not too shabby, since he turned out the be the One and all that. Details too hazy for you? Then maybe CineFix's 8-Bit Cinema version of The Matrix will refresh your memory. They've taken... Read More

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt

News | September 30, 2014, 11:36 am

Stupid Crap Sold On Coupon Sites: Suzy Kuzy Beer Mitt

I've never understood the beer koozy. I like an ice cold beer as much as anyone but I've never felt that the beer koozy actually helps keep beer cold. I often go to a friend or family member's home and am given a beer in a koozy. I accept it because I know it is done from a place of wanting to maximize... Read More