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Restaurant Stereotypes: Which One Are You? (VIDEO)

News | September 8, 2014, 10:00 am

Restaurant Stereotypes: Which One Are You? (VIDEO)

Every group has a stereotype. The nerd, the jock, the drama geek, the skater boys. Then there are the stereotypes for restaurant goers who you somehow manage to spot every so often when you're dining out. From the perpetual complainer to the clumsy diner, there's one in every group. Plus don't forget... Read More

Bounty On The Loch Ness Monster

News | September 5, 2014, 1:13 pm

Bounty On The Loch Ness Monster

How much do you think you can get if you captured the Loch Ness Monster? Well, there is an answer to that question. Back in 1971 Lloyds of London, the famous insurance company, issued a claim of 2.4 million pounds for the beast. It seems that Cutty Sark, the whiskey makers, offered a bounty for the capture... Read More

Why You Shouldn't Name Your Kid 'Cherries Waffles Tennis'

News | September 5, 2014, 10:00 am

Why You Shouldn't Name Your Kid 'Cherries Waffles Tennis'

Dudes with kids, listen up. If you gave your kid a sh'tty name because you wanted to amuse yourself, then here's something that'll make you think twice. This chick right here is named Cherries Waffles Tennis. We kid you not. Her name, as you can see, is made up of an assortment of random words (they... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | September 4, 2014, 3:15 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Short Circuit 2"

Anyone who is familiar with me and my work knows that if there is one thing that terrifies me is the moment in which the machines become sentient. I'm pretty sure that the result will not be a kindly robot like #5 from the first Short Circuit but a murderous machine like the Terminator or the Hal 9000.... Read More

Cookie Monster And John Oliver Read The News

News | September 3, 2014, 10:42 am

Cookie Monster And John Oliver Read The News

The news is pretty depressing these days. You have ISIS, ebola, the Crimea, police shootings, and a whole bunch of other horrible stuff. It's enough to make you want to never watch the news again. What's the point? It's only going to depress you and is all kinds of biased anyway. The only thing that... Read More

Their Airness: Best Basketball Freestyle Dunks (VIDEO)

News | September 3, 2014, 10:00 am

Their Airness: Best Basketball Freestyle Dunks (VIDEO)

Lords of Gravity know what they're doing. And they live up to their name and to their type in this latest compilation of awesomer than awesome dunks that seem to defy gravity and the laws of physics. Teamwork seems like second nature and there's not a shot in this compilation that won't make your jaw... Read More

The Air Sex World Championships Are A Sight To Behold

News | September 2, 2014, 12:26 pm

The Air Sex World Championships Are A Sight To Behold

We've heard of air guitar and air drumming but air sex? That sounds like what I spent most of my teens doing, making love to air, but it is a new "sport". This "sport" involves simulating sexual congress by yourself with no partner. Yes. It's become big enough that it even has a world championship that... Read More

Look Ma, No Eyes: Behind-the-Back Basket is Just Awesome (VIDEO)

News | September 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Look Ma, No Eyes: Behind-the-Back Basket is Just Awesome (VIDEO)

You gotta do this to your own daughter one day. Or your wife or girlfriend, if you feel like making an expensive bet (and laying down the groundwork for the cause of all fights in the foreseeable future.) This dude had a wager with his daughter: make the basket, and he no longer has to pay for anything... Read More

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News | September 1, 2014, 3:01 am

The "Jersey Shore Massacre" Looks Awesome!

One of the worst cancers to appear in the colon of American culture in the last ten years is The Jersey Shore. The MTV program that brought us Snooki, Jwoww, and The Situation is possibly the worst show in the history of broadcast programming.  Maybe it's that I live in New York and have to deal with... Read More

D'Oh! Homer Simpson Does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (VIDEO)

News | August 29, 2014, 10:00 am

D'Oh! Homer Simpson Does The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (VIDEO)

Everyone's doing the ALS Ice Bucket challenge these days. Heck, I even did it twice. Have you? Of course, you should donate or at least spread awareness, because that's the point of the entire campaign. It's so widespread that even Homer Simpson got in on it. His first effort is pretty laughable,... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | August 29, 2014, 4:38 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Coneheads"

There is no denying that one of the funniest eras in Saturday Night Live's 38 years of mostly unfunny years was from 1976-1979. That's when the likes of John Belushi, Dan Aykroyd, and Bill Murray created a bevy of memorable characters. One of the first breakout SNL characters were the Coneheads. Basically,... Read More

Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat

News | August 28, 2014, 11:49 am

Hello Kitty Is Not A Cat

Get ready to have your mind blown out of your ass: Hello Kitty is not a cat. Let me repeat, Hello KITTY is not a cat. My entire life I've lived under the impression that the cloyingly cute Japanese character was a little kitty cat. I thought that because she has ears and whiskers and is called Hello... Read More

That's Just Nasty: Licking Bird Poo and Wearing It, Too (VIDEO)

News | August 28, 2014, 10:00 am

That's Just Nasty: Licking Bird Poo and Wearing It, Too (VIDEO)

Little birdie in the sky, dropped a poopie in my eye... It's an annoying rhyme but that's exactly what happened to this chick right here. She was on vacation when a bird dropped some turd on her head and on her ice cream cone. The whole thing was horribly funny, and she's lucky she got some on her... Read More