Humor

Sweded 'Iron Man 3' Trailer is Freakin' Awesome (VIDEO)

News | May 16, 2013, 1:00 pm

Sweded 'Iron Man 3' Trailer is Freakin' Awesome (VIDEO)

Michel Gondry gave rise to a viral trend in Be Kind Rewind called 'sweding', when the character Jerry had to remake a bunch of films with limited budgets after accidentally erasing all of the videos at Mos Def's rental store. The sweded movies were such a hit with movie watchers in the movie itself,... Read More

Poll: Americans Hate Justin Bieber

News | May 16, 2013, 5:58 am

Poll: Americans Hate Justin Bieber

It's official: Americans hate Justin Bieber. Overwhelmingly. Public Policy Polling, one of those places that gather statistics, asked people their opinions of the current wave of crappy pop stars like Biebs, Taylor Swift, etc. Bieber scored the worst at 54% unlikeable, only a 20% likeable, and the rest... Read More

If Video Games Were Drugs... Which One Would You Do?

News | May 15, 2013, 1:00 pm

If Video Games Were Drugs... Which One Would You Do?

Video games are like drugs. You're guarded at first, wondering if you should try a certain title out or not. Then you go, "Oh, what the hell!" and take the plunge... Before you know it, you're hooked and life is a whole lot more colorful now that you've broken several gaming records and have various... Read More

Can't Be Unseen: What the CBS Logo Really Is

News | May 14, 2013, 1:00 pm

Can't Be Unseen: What the CBS Logo Really Is

For years and years and years, you probably thought that the CBS logo was an eye. An oddly-shaped eye with puffy lids, puffy eye bags, and a pupil that was way too huge--but it was still an eye nonetheless. What you probably didn't know is that CBS has had you fooled for all these years. What you... Read More

Detroit's Robocop Statue Is Almost Finished

News | May 14, 2013, 11:50 am

Detroit's Robocop Statue Is Almost Finished

A 10-foot-tall statue of Robocop is almost complete and will go up somewhere in the Motor City. It started, like everything these days, on Kickstarter. A group, (probably of nerd potheads), thought it would be awesome to put up a statue of Murphy in his home city of Detroit. The statue only needs its... Read More

Star Wars Infomercials are Stupid, But Just Watch It for the Chicks (VIDEO)

News | May 13, 2013, 1:00 pm

Star Wars Infomercials are Stupid, But Just Watch It for the Chicks (VIDEO)

In a weird way, infomercials are fun to watch. Most of them talk about stuff and offer products you don't need, but there's just something about how they try to engage you that makes it interesting. Probably because most of the people on them look like they're practically begging you to call the number... Read More

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films:

News | May 13, 2013, 3:59 am

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Conan The Destroyer"

I continue my quest to find the cream of the crap in Netflix Instant's library of streaming celluloid diarrhea with a classic tale of a magic and guys in fur panties. I'm talking about the classically awful 1984 sword and sorcery epic Conan the Destroyer. Arnold Schwarzenegger had rocketed to fame a... Read More

A Giant Peen Rises in China

News | May 11, 2013, 1:00 pm

A Giant Peen Rises in China

China's known for a lot of stuff: cheap labor, the Great Wall, shameless knockoffs, the one-child policy. Now it's about to be known as the country having the world's largest peen. We're not talking about some Chinese dude who grew a ginormous wang; rather, we're talking about the new headquarters for... Read More

The Vatican Does Not Like An Evil Mexican Death Goddess

News | May 10, 2013, 1:03 pm

The Vatican Does Not Like An Evil Mexican Death Goddess

The Vatican has declared war on La Santa Muerte. No, this is not the plot of a crappy Dan Brown novel. For those of you that are too gringofied to know, La Santa Muerte is a popular religious figure in Mexico and much of Latin America. Basically it's the grim reaper but she's a chick. People pray to... Read More

How Much Food Can You Buy For $5 Around The World? (VIDEO)

News | May 10, 2013, 1:00 pm

How Much Food Can You Buy For $5 Around The World? (VIDEO)

Five dollars might not seem like much, but it could buy you a whole crapload of bananas if you're broke and hungry--that is, if you happen to be in Ethiopia. You probably won't ever go hungry even with meager savings because if five bucks can get you 25 pounds of bananas, how much more can a hundred... Read More

Viral Video Load: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets and More! (VIDEO)

News | May 10, 2013, 9:54 am

Viral Video Load: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets and More! (VIDEO)

It is Friday y'all! Yes, it is Friday! It is Friday! I got mad sweet plans for the weekend, mostly drinking and watching television, but you get the point. With that in mind, you need something to propel you into the weeken, so welcome to the Viral Video Load. Today we feature a bunch of celebrities... Read More

Celebrities Tweet the Darndest Things (VIDEO)

News | May 9, 2013, 1:00 pm

Celebrities Tweet the Darndest Things (VIDEO)

The thing about being connected 24/7 is that it gives people more opportunities to run off at the mouth and make fools of themselves. It's bad for them but great for us, because where else are we supposed to get our daily comic relief? At the top of the list are celebs. You might think that they'd... Read More

Did This Kiss-Cam Couple Really Breakup?

News | May 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

Did This Kiss-Cam Couple Really Breakup?

A video of a couple appearing to breakup on the kiss-cam at a Grizzlies game is making the rounds this week. It all started on May 3rd when the kiss-cam repeatedly focused on a couple that was clearly having a fight. The guy just didn't want to kiss his girlfriend. The third time they pan to the couple,... Read More

Viral Video Load: Pumpcast News & Karaoke and More! (VIDEO)

News | May 9, 2013, 9:44 am

Viral Video Load: Pumpcast News & Karaoke and More! (VIDEO)

How about all this lovely weather and happy people lately! I swear this week has been cruisin' by, has it not? And now we are already to the Viral Video Load, which will help it go by that much faster! This week I feature a happy married couple, an arrogant cop, a helicopter, Asian kids and a crazy Hawaiian broad.... Read More

Great, Now We Have To Worry About Sea Monsters

News | May 9, 2013, 5:05 am

Great, Now We Have To Worry About Sea Monsters

The list of things that are going to kill us increased this week when a friggin' sea monster washed up on a beach in New Zealand. The creature was found by some Kiwis, (People from New Zealand not the fruit), on Pukehina Beach in the Bay of Plenty. The initial reaction to the horrifying beast was, "Crikey,... Read More