Humor

Vaginal Scented Art? Yes.

News | December 4, 2014, 11:58 am

Vaginal Scented Art? Yes.

In the mid 1800's artist Gustave Courbet shocked the art world by making a closeup painting of the female crotchecological region. No one had ever depicted the female folds so graphically before. It is one of the only 19th century paintings that you can truly call NSFW. The thing is, the painting... Read More

News | December 4, 2014, 10:00 am

Smashing Good: Sixty-Second Supercut of Bones Breaking (VIDEO)

You'll cringe, you'll feel their pain, and maybe you'll even laugh ifyou've got a heart of stone while watching this clip. It's a supercut of bones breaking (or being broken) in movies featuring your favorite actors and villains that you love to hate. Ready for sixty seconds of pain? Hit play whenever... Read More

Stephen Hawking Says The Robocalypse Is Real

News | December 3, 2014, 2:11 pm

Stephen Hawking Says The Robocalypse Is Real

I've been ringing the alarm bells for the coming robocalypse for years. As any regular reader of the Superego section of Egotastic knows, I'm a bit of an expert. I've seen the Terminator movies hundreds of times and I can tell you that one day we will look on them as documentaries. But I'm usually... Read More

News | December 3, 2014, 10:00 am

Take That, You Suits: Honest Bank Commercial is Honest (VIDEO)

Liar, liar, pants on fire. So your banker screwed you over again, and there's nothing you can do...except laugh at them and their profession with Honest Trailers' new clip: Honest Bank Commercial. It's laughable, seeing a bank ad described as being 'honest.' However, as you'd expect, this clip is... Read More

News | December 2, 2014, 10:00 am

Cowabunga! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Film Retold in 8-Bit (VIDEO)

Did you watch Michael Bay's remake this year about those larger-than-life mutant turtles who stand upright and walk like you and me? You know, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Most dudes I know watched it for Megan Fox and not for the alien-looking turtles. If you're still on the fence about checking... Read More

British Porn Just Got Less Kinky

News | December 2, 2014, 8:54 am

British Porn Just Got Less Kinky

As far as erotic people go the British are not exactly on the top of the list. They lack the romance of the French, the fiery passion of the Spanish, or the bravado of the Italians. I blame it on their food. Who wants to get it on when you have a thick curry or a shepard's pie taking up real estate... Read More

Frog Eye Salad, Anyone? Thanksgiving Recipes Broken Down by State

News | December 1, 2014, 10:00 am

Frog Eye Salad, Anyone? Thanksgiving Recipes Broken Down by State

Pumpkin whoopie pie, funeral potatoes, deer jerky, and frog eye salad... what was on your menu for Thanksgiving dinner? It's no secret that some people eat weird sh't. So this year, the The New York Times made this map detailing the most 'distinct' recipes that was Googled per state. Some sounded... Read More

Princess Leia Vs. Galadriel Rap Battle

News | November 28, 2014, 6:45 am

Princess Leia Vs. Galadriel Rap Battle

You would think that different nerd groups would get along better with each other. After all, bullies picked on the D&D nerds just as much as the Star Trek geeks. And yet, the different types of nerds rarely get along. I remember going to the midnight screening of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith... Read More

Chocolate Farts

News | November 28, 2014, 6:25 am

Chocolate Farts

It's a well known fact that the holiday season not only brings about good cheer but also increased flatulence. I know that I and my family were certainly gaseous clouds after last night's Thanksgiving feast. Farts are caused by the discharge of waste from intestinal bacteria whose job it is to digest... Read More

Oh, Fap!: Man with Bionic Arm Hits the Fap Button... (VIDEO)

News | November 27, 2014, 10:00 am

Oh, Fap!: Man with Bionic Arm Hits the Fap Button... (VIDEO)

What's the first thing you'd request for if you had a bionic arm? Voice command? Customized functions? Well, what about a fap button? That's what this dude's hand has and it's the coolest feature ever. It's still cool even if it's the source of possible embarrassment, as this dude experienced firsthand,... Read More

Part Eight of Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (VIDEO)

News | November 25, 2014, 10:00 am

Part Eight of Celebrities Reading Mean Tweets About Themselves (VIDEO)

The best thing about the internet is that you get to stay anonymous (except, of course, if the FBI is tracking you.) That also happens to be the worst thing about it, because some people are borderline abusive, given the anonymity. A select few of those also seem to forget the fact that celebrities... Read More

Lego Strip Club?

News | November 25, 2014, 7:00 am

Lego Strip Club?

When I was a kid, I loved playing with Legos. I would make the thing that came in the box and then I would promptly take it apart and build whatever the hell I wanted to. I won't be constrained by the "rules" of the Lego people. They have all kinds of playsets with everything from Star Wars to The... Read More

Learn Math With Kim Kardashian's Booty

News | November 24, 2014, 12:08 pm

Learn Math With Kim Kardashian's Booty

A couple of weeks ago the internet went insane when pics of Kim Kardashian came out for Paper Magazine that features her nekkid booty. Well, nekkid everything, really. She got a lot of flack for the pics because she's a mom or something. But every action opens up opportunities for growth. Is there... Read More