Humor

Elmo Is Going To Do Time

News | September 17, 2014, 3:13 pm

Elmo Is Going To Do Time

Elmo has been arrested in New York City. No, I'm not talking about the guy who performed Elmo, Kevin Clash, who is  a kiddy fiddler. No, it's an Elmo in Times Square. This is just another in a long string of assaults, arrests, and harassment by beloved characters. Batman and Spiderman have been arrested... Read More

Damn, This is Cool: This Ain't a War Plane...It's a Car!

News | September 17, 2014, 10:00 am

Damn, This is Cool: This Ain't a War Plane...It's a Car!

So this is a plane that isn't exactly a plane. It's actually a car that was modded and dressed up to look like a French Mirage warplane, and in a word, it's awesome. You'll find it on the roads of Lebanon, in the village of Kfar Tebnit, to be specific. It was put together by Ali Faikh who automatically... Read More

80's Cartoons

News | September 16, 2014, 4:55 pm

80's Cartoons "Where Are They Now?"

The 80's were a new golden age of animation. I mean, maybe it's just because that's when I was a kid and I have fond memories of cartoons that may or may not suck. Thundercats, He-Man, and Who Framed Roger Rabbit? were particular favorites of mine. That's what makes this short film so disturbing. It... Read More

Craziest Selfie Ever? One Wrong Step and You Die, Dude! (VIDEO)

News | September 16, 2014, 10:00 am

Craziest Selfie Ever? One Wrong Step and You Die, Dude! (VIDEO)

The dude in the video is Daniel Lau, and he's chilling on top of a skyscraper with two of his buddies like it's something that people do everyday. He also takes a selfie--or is that a we-fie?--at one point, and while the shot is all sorts of amazing, it's also enough to make dudes who are afraid of heights... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boobie Squeezing Simulator Game

News | September 15, 2014, 12:34 pm

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boobie Squeezing Simulator Game

They say that gamers are all lonely nerds sitting in their mom's basement somewhere flogging the dolphin. This stereotype is generally not true. Which isn't to say it doesn't apply to several sad a lonely men. Lucky for them, the Japanese are there to help them get their jollies. They can combine their... Read More

Inception Bomb: A Shot Within a Shot Within a Shot (VIDEO)

News | September 15, 2014, 10:00 am

Inception Bomb: A Shot Within a Shot Within a Shot (VIDEO)

The awesomest thing about Inception wasn't the hanging ending or that mind-blowing stuff about planting ideas in people's heads by using their dreams. No, it was giving people the inspiration to come up with the Inception Bomb. It's a shot within a shot within a shot that'll blow all other drinks away. No... Read More

News | September 12, 2014, 12:04 pm

"Star Wars" Without Music

One of the greatest movie scores of all time is John Williams epic music from the Star Wars saga. One of my favorite pieces is the "throne room" scene at the very end of Episode IV: A New Hope. It's the scene in which Han Solo and Luke Skywalker get medals for blowing up the Death Star. I've always felt... Read More

To Die For: Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles

News | September 12, 2014, 10:00 am

To Die For: Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles

So the Bacon Bloody Mary Popsicles don't look appetizing at all. In fact, it looks like it was frozen and set using rubber! But don't let looks fool you though, because one bite of this and your tastebuds will explode. People have been topping Bloody Marys with the weirdest things, from slices of ham... Read More

Today In Japanese Weirdness: The Burger King Black Burger

News | September 11, 2014, 2:40 pm

Today In Japanese Weirdness: The Burger King Black Burger

The bun is black. The cheese is black. The meat is also black. The sauce is, you guessed it, black. It's the douchey goth kid of burgers and you can only get it at Burger King in Japan. It's called the Kuro burger and the bun and cheese have charred bamboo in it, which just sounds weird to me. "Can I... Read More

Behold Canadian Penis Satan

News | September 11, 2014, 2:28 pm

Behold Canadian Penis Satan

Vancouver is an interesting place. It's about as cool as Canada comes to cool. That's why I wasn't surprised that, of all the places in which an anatomically correct statue of Satan could appear in the Great White North, it would be Vancouver. The statue was erected (tee hee), in secret one night on... Read More

Yeah, They Can Take It: NFL Athletes Read Mean Tweets (VIDEO)

News | September 11, 2014, 10:00 am

Yeah, They Can Take It: NFL Athletes Read Mean Tweets (VIDEO)

Anonymity can turn even the nicest dudes into jerks. Case in point: social media, where folks don't have any trouble sending venom-laced insults and curses to people they don't even really know. Like NFL players, for instance, who have to deal with trolls and weird dudes with anger management issues... Read More

The Grim Reaper Is In Albuquerque

News | September 10, 2014, 10:58 am

The Grim Reaper Is In Albuquerque

Death comes to us all, it is inevitable. But usually it isn't literally death that comes to you, like a real Grim Reaper. That is unless you are in Albuquerque, NM. A "man" dressed like the Grim Reaper is hanging out in the San Jose del El Rosario Cemetery, sometimes with flowers, which is nice. He calls... Read More

Wow, He's Hard-Headed: Most Walnuts Cracked With the Head in 1 Minute (VIDEO)

News | September 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Wow, He's Hard-Headed: Most Walnuts Cracked With the Head in 1 Minute (VIDEO)

Muhammed Rashid of Pakistan has a hard head. In fact, he's probably more hard-headed than your average hard-headed person. We don't mean that figuratively, but literally. He's currently the world record holder for-- get this -- the most walnuts cracked using the head in a minute! How many did he manage... Read More

Forget The Ice Bucket Challenge, Here is Japanese

News | September 10, 2014, 9:59 am

Forget The Ice Bucket Challenge, Here is Japanese "Boob Aid"

The last month has been a series of people pouring buckets of ice water over their heads for charity. Certainly, they've raised a lot of money for ALS research. But the stunt itself is kind of, meh. Sure, it's unpleasant but so what? Personally, I'd like to do something that doesn't suck. Like, say,... Read More

The Art Of Miley Cyrus

News | September 9, 2014, 10:02 am

The Art Of Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a modern day renaissance woman. She's a singer, a dancer, pastie wearer, twerker, and now is a visual artist. At V Magazine's New York offices they will display some of Miley's...um...sculptures, I guess. The show is called "Dirty Hippie" because...why not? Essentially, Miley took a thing... Read More