Human failure and coke enthusiast Lindsay Lohan checked herself out of The Betty Ford Clinic...to go to another rehab center. She's now at the super posh Rancho Mirage in Malibu. It's one of those swanky places for rich Hollywood douche nozzles that is more like a day spa than a drug treatment facility.... Read More
A man in Florida was arrested for picking magic mushrooms in a national park, possession of weed...and having an alligator in his backpack. Only in fucking Florida could something that is simultaneously this weird, stupid, and white trash happen. Rick Myers and his face tattoos went to Little Econ State... Read More
Iron Man 3 was awesome. If you still haven't gotten over it, then here's one more Tony Stark-related clip to tide you over before the release of Avengers 2 or Iron Man 4, whichever comes first. CineFix recently debuted a series called 8-Bit Cinema where they animate popular movie titles in a retro... Read More
In this new feature I scour the Internet's darkest paranoid corners in order to find the craziest of the crazy crackpot ideas and conspiracy theories. Today I want to tell you about a video produced by a guy calling himself The Vigilant Christian, (Cue "Da-Dum-Dum!" stinger). What is he so vigilant about?... Read More
Pizza and spaghetti slushies have got to be two of the most disgusting snacks drinks ever--if they actually existed, that is. Images of slushie machines that are found Canadian convenience store chain Couche-Tard recently went viral because of their very unusual flavors. The signs read "Pizza" and... Read More
Let me stop you right there before you tear my head off. When was the last time you watched The Karate Kid Part II? When you were 10? Believe me friend, it does not hold up as a good movie. Wonderfully horrible? Yes. Part III was just painful and Part IV with Hillary Swank is a demonic abomination. But... Read More
Literally anyone can be a politician in Mexico. A kitty named Morris is running for mayor of the Mexican town of Xalapa, (don't ask me how to pronounce it). His main campaign promise is to rid the city of rats. I've been to those small Mexican towns and I can tell you that one little cat can't do that... Read More
When it comes to proposals, geeks do it best. From constructing custom Iron Man arc reactor to building Super Mario boxes that contain the ring and a cheesy line ("Be my player two?"), geeks have done it all. Of course, what happens after the proposal and the subsequent engagement is what matters the... Read More
It all starts with someone telling their friends, family, and anyone who'll listen about how awesome or hot or disgusting a video is. The people told tell their respective networks, and before they know it, the whole thing explodes all over the world and the video has a million and one views (and counting)... Read More
An unidentified flying object was spotted hovering over Amsterdam's Muiderslot Castle. Several Dutchmen clopped out of their windmills in their wooden shoes or whatever to see the spaceship zooming over the 12th century palace. An amateur photographer named Corrine Federer captured the pics. It looks... Read More
What tastes like liquid gold to some dudes tastes like utter crap to others. So when your bro hands you a bottle of beer that you've never tried, much less heard of, then you can get a non-biased third party to weigh in before you take a swig. It's a site called 'Should I Drink This F'cking Beer?' and... Read More
