Humor

News | December 16, 2014, 10:00 am

'Honey, I Threw Our Kid Over the Balcony!' Prank (VIDEO)

Kids. What's not to love? That's even more true if they're your very own. So imagine what you'd do if your significant other was horsing around and accidentally threw your own flesh and blood over the balcony. You'd freak, right? No, you'd be in hysterics! YouTube prankster Roman Atwood decided to... Read More

Behold The Naked Bacon Cooking Armor

News | December 16, 2014, 6:43 am

Behold The Naked Bacon Cooking Armor

You get up in the morning and you want to cook up some bacon. The only problems is that you don't have any pants or underwear on. Now, you could put something on over your privates to protect it from piping hot bacon grease. A third degree burn on your dong is not something you want to happen. But... Read More

America Loves Big Butts, It Can Not Lie

News | December 15, 2014, 5:33 am

America Loves Big Butts, It Can Not Lie

I've always been a boob man ever since I first felt those kinds of feelings in my wiener so many years ago. I come from a long line of boob men. My dad and grandfather were boob men and I would venture to guess that one day my son will be a boob man as well. But most Americans don't share my affinity... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boob Enlarging Rake

News | December 15, 2014, 5:20 am

Today In Japanese Perversion: Boob Enlarging Rake

I remember back in Jr. High, when young ladies were blossoming into womanhood, that there was a lot of anxiety about boob size. These were the days when gals stuffed their bras with tissue paper to try and not look flat-chested. In time most girls were satisfied with their ta-tas once they were fully... Read More

Jingle Boobs, Jingle All The Way

News | December 11, 2014, 12:12 pm

Jingle Boobs, Jingle All The Way

My grandmother used to say that we all have a special talent inside. For some of us it's art or business and for others it's something useful like being able to control your boobies with your mind. Sara X has such a power. She ties a pair of bell strands to her breasts and she can play Jingle Bells... Read More

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

News | December 10, 2014, 11:42 am

Christopher Lee Wishes You A Very Metal Christmas

In the annals of film history there have been few people as badass as Christopher Lee. His film credits are legendary. Besides Bela Lugosi he was THE Dracula. In recent times he co-starred in several Tim Burton films as well as Lord of the Rings and Star Wars. There is perhaps no greater and deeper... Read More

Behold The Fondue Burger

News | December 9, 2014, 2:50 pm

Behold The Fondue Burger

Look, I know that I give the Japanese a hard time for their sexual proclivities but I want to make it clear that I have nothing but the highest respect for their history and culture. I am particularity a big fan of their food. Man, I love me some raw fish on rice and tempura. That's why I may have... Read More

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

News | December 8, 2014, 2:09 pm

Who Is Trying To Kill The Furries?

Thousands of furries and the plushy weirdos who love them were evacuated from a Hyatt in Rosemont after an "intentional" chlorine gas attack. The fuzzy folk were there for the Midwest FurFest convention, one of the country's largest furries conventions. There is no word on who did it but 19 people... Read More

News | December 8, 2014, 10:00 am

You've Met Him: The Annoying Guy Who Over-Pronounces Foreign Words (VIDEO)

There's one in every group. There's the guy who knows it all, the guy who happens to be the perfect wingman, and the guy who over-pronounces foreign words and ends up sounding like a douche. The latter is amusing to some extent, but the laughs stop when it goes too far and embarrasses everyone in... Read More

"Meat Beat" Is Sexy Beefy Performance Art

News | December 5, 2014, 12:59 pm

"Meat Beat" Is Sexy Beefy Performance Art

I don't buy performance art as a viable form of art. I know that art is a subjective thing and that what is art to one person is just a bunch of crap to someone else. I, for example, love the paintings of Mark Rothko but my wife thinks it's bullcrap. But performance art is all a bunch of psuedointellectual... Read More