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Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python's "Galaxy Song"

News | April 15, 2015, 4:09 pm

Stephen Hawking Sings Monty Python's "Galaxy Song"

Everyone has their favorite Monty Python movie. By everyone I mean huge dorks like me that worshiped the kings of weirdo 70's British comedy. Many cite Holy Grail or Life of Brian and while those are both fine films, I have to go with The Meaning of Life for my favorite. Sure, it doesn't have as... Read More

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: “Revenge of the Ninja”

News | April 14, 2015, 3:49 pm

Wonderfully Horrible Netflix Instant Films: “Revenge of the Ninja”

I continue my search through the crapola on Netflix Instant for the turd jewels of awesomely bad films with Revenge of the Ninja. In the early 1980's, Westerners didn't know about the secretive ninja assassins of medieval Japan. Then came a series of films featuring the shadow warriors, mostly kickin'... Read More

Amy Schumer's "Milk, Milk, Lemonade" Is Everything

News | April 13, 2015, 2:48 pm

Amy Schumer's "Milk, Milk, Lemonade" Is Everything

It seems that every other pop song you hear nowadays is about booties. Not that I'm complaining. As a full blooded Latino male I am all about a nice booty. But it has become a bit much. For a long time the only song about butts was Sir-Mix-A-Lot's Baby Got Back. But now it's literally, (not figuratively),... Read More

Godzilla Made Toyko Tourism Ambassador

News | April 10, 2015, 11:21 am

Godzilla Made Toyko Tourism Ambassador

I grew up watching the classic Japanese monster films of the 60's and 70's. The biggest star of these amazing films was without a doubt Godzilla. He is a Kaiju, (giant monster), lizard who became the scourge of Japan after being irradiated by the nuclear tests of the 50's in the Pacific. In every... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Leprechaun 2"

News | April 9, 2015, 10:43 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Leprechaun 2"

I wanted to do the original Leprechaun movie or even the fifth installment Leprechaun: In The Hood but they aren't available on Netflix Instant. Part 2 is and it is quite a plateful of turd and mash. Unlike the comically creepy vibe of the original Leprechaun, this one is just kinda stupid. I mean... Read More

Never Invite Jon Snow Over For Dinner

News | April 8, 2015, 12:50 pm

Never Invite Jon Snow Over For Dinner

Game of Thrones is coming back for season 5 this Sunday and I for one am super stoked, (as a 90's stoner might say). I can't wait to see my favorite chracters like Tyrion, Daenerys, and Littlefinger again. But there is one character that's always irritated the piss out of me: Jon Snow. This guy is... Read More

"Machete Kills...In Space" Is Happening

News | April 7, 2015, 10:15 am

"Machete Kills...In Space" Is Happening

Even though Machete Kills was a box office flop and a critical bust, Danny Trejo and Robert Rodriguez are teaming up again to make the movie that was intimated at the end of Machete Kills. Machete Kills...In Space is exactly what it sounds like: Machete will be killing people only this time he'll... Read More

The Muppets Play The "Game Of Thrones"

News | April 6, 2015, 12:42 pm

The Muppets Play The "Game Of Thrones"

Game of Thrones is one of the greatest cultural phenomenon of the last couple of decades. The story of four families fighting for a spiked iron chair that looks really uncomfortable is complex, intriguing, and action packed. Add to that a healthy dose of boobage and you have a recipe for awesomeness.... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Wolfcop"

News | April 3, 2015, 2:23 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Wolfcop"

The cop genre is pretty picked over. Police films have been popular since the early days of cinema and reached their apex in the gritty cinema verite films of the 70's like The French Connection and Serpico. Add to that all of the great crime procedurals that have been on television and you've got... Read More

Artoo In Love

News | April 2, 2015, 10:39 am

Artoo In Love

There is a school of thought that says that R2-D2 is the true hero of the Star Wars saga. It's easy to see why. Not only is he one of the only characters that's in all six movies, but he continually is saving the day. Artoo is the one you can always depend on. He's loyal, brave, and resourceful.... Read More

Hannibal Buress Shows How You Deal With A Heckler

News | April 1, 2015, 2:01 pm

Hannibal Buress Shows How You Deal With A Heckler

Wilmington, DE is an interesting place. I've actually spent quite a bit of time there. It's a rust belt town that's only now recovering from decades of neglect. The poor and the super rich are separated by just a couple of blocks and the upscale and downtrodden parts of the city are scattered throughout... Read More