Humor

How Much Would You Pay For A Possessed Doll?

News | March 25, 2015, 10:51 am

How Much Would You Pay For A Possessed Doll?

When I was a kid, growing up in the Afro-Caribbean world of Cubans, I was told that certain statues and dolls had spirits in them. This was reenforced in my young mind by the classic film Trilogy of Terror in which an African doll comes to life and chases a woman around with a giant knife. So, it's... Read More

The Best In Gay Dinosaur Erotica

News | March 23, 2015, 12:44 pm

The Best In Gay Dinosaur Erotica

One doesn't want to think of oneself as being boring in the bedroom. We want to believe that we're open minded and might try stuff within reason. Within reason being the operative term. As far as what turns me on, it's pretty vanilla, I guess. I mean, it's the stuff we cover on the site. I like big... Read More

Horses Are To Blame For Pants

News | March 20, 2015, 10:06 am

Horses Are To Blame For Pants

I read this article the other day on why we human men wear pants. Apparently, it has something to do with riding horses. Before men domesticated the the horse, everyone wore skirts or robes. A man could walk down the streets and let his business hang low and free. Even Jesus wore a skirt. But when... Read More

Do You Want To Smell Like A Whopper?

News | March 19, 2015, 10:27 am

Do You Want To Smell Like A Whopper?

I think Whoppers smell really gross. I can't bring myself to eat them. When you open up a bag of Burger King it's like opening a bag of farts. I know that it's fast food but at least other fast food smells delicious. Not Burger King. They don't give an F. That's why it's kind of shocking to me that... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Evil Dead 2"

News | March 18, 2015, 12:58 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "Evil Dead 2"

I say that this movie is awesomely horrible but I truly, deeply, passionately love this movie. Sam Raimi made the first Evil Dead movie on a tiny budget in a very DIY style of filmmaking. He famously did the shots of the monsters chasing around Bruce Campbell by attaching the camera to a board and... Read More

Tremble At The Japanese Scarecrow Village

News | March 17, 2015, 10:03 am

Tremble At The Japanese Scarecrow Village

Is there anything more frightening than a scarecrow? I never thought the straw man in the Wizard of Oz was cute, I thought he was horrifying. Maybe it's because I watched Children of the Corn over at a friend's house when I was seven and it scared the living crap out of me. So, you'll excuse me if... Read More

Midnighter Will Be First Superhero To Join Grindr

News | March 16, 2015, 2:10 pm

Midnighter Will Be First Superhero To Join Grindr

DC Comics introduced a character named Midnighter in 1998 and he's been a sort of ansilary character until now. He's not only going to get his own comic but he's going to explore his sexuality using everyone's favorite gay hookup app, Grindr. In an upcoming issue Midnighter will join the service... Read More

Springfield Illinois Pledges Fealty To Cobra Commander

News | March 13, 2015, 11:44 am

Springfield Illinois Pledges Fealty To Cobra Commander

There are a lot of scary organizations out there like Boko Haram and ISIS that are doing all kinds of horrible things. But perhaps the biggest threat to freedom and human advancement is the international terrorist organization known as COBRA. For decades, the American military organization GI JOE... Read More

Behold The Krispy Kreme Donut Dog

News | March 12, 2015, 1:58 pm

Behold The Krispy Kreme Donut Dog

I've struggled with my weight my entire life. It's hard to resist eating like crap when you are used to it. My body cries out for cheeseburgers as much as a junkie's does for heroin. But I want to lose weight so that I won't drop dead of a heart attack at 45. But I guess not all people feel that... Read More

Genuine Mexicans Try Taco Bell For The First Time

News | March 11, 2015, 11:47 am

Genuine Mexicans Try Taco Bell For The First Time

I grew up in Texas eating real Mexican food from hole in the wall taquerias by people who have questionable citizenship status. I spent the first four years of my life in Guadalajara. So, even though I'm Cuban I would say I know a thing or two about real authentic Mexican food. But it doesn't take... Read More

Holy Lox And Bagels, It's Jewish Batman!

News | March 9, 2015, 2:35 pm

Holy Lox And Bagels, It's Jewish Batman!

There's an old joke that all the big superheroes are Jewish. You know, Spiderman, Batman, Superman with the man pronounced like Lieberman. But it's not true is it. No, most superheroes are WASPs. Lucky for the people of Tel Aviv there is a new kosher hero to defend the holy land. His name is Moshe... Read More