Humor

Rowlf The Dog Sings Biz Markie's "Just A Friend"

News | January 27, 2015, 2:43 pm

Rowlf The Dog Sings Biz Markie's "Just A Friend"

My second favorite Muppet of all time is Rowlf the Dog. He started his carrier in the early 60's as Jimmy Dean's sidekick on The Jimmy Dean Show before he started shilling sausage. He went on to do several commercials and industrials before becoming the piano playing leader of the Muppet Show band.... Read More

Look Out Colon, Here Comes The KFC Double Down Dog

News | January 27, 2015, 2:41 pm

Look Out Colon, Here Comes The KFC Double Down Dog

A few years ago KFC, those heroes of American gastronomy, brought us the Double Down. If you've never had this culinary masterpiece it is a sandwich in which the bread is two fried chicken patties with cheese and bacon inside. It's what you eat when you've hit rock bottom and hate yourself. Well,... Read More

Weird Stuff Sold On Coupon Sites: Unisex Cozy Plush Animal Bodysuits

News | January 26, 2015, 1:48 pm

Weird Stuff Sold On Coupon Sites: Unisex Cozy Plush Animal Bodysuits

Groupon is a virtual toy box of perversion. It isn't just coupons for restaurants and other discounts on there. Have you been to the "goods" section? It's all vibrators, pocket vaginas, dildos, and sex swings. So, it came as no surprise to me when I saw the Unisex Cozy Plush Animal Bodysuits. Now,... Read More

Sky Mall Files For Bankruptcy

News | January 23, 2015, 1:18 pm

Sky Mall Files For Bankruptcy

I travel a lot and one of my favorite things to do when I first settle into my seat on the plane is look at the SkyMall catalog. This litany of weird and wonderful products that no one needs always puts a smile on my face. I can't say as I've ever actually ordered anything from the Skymall catalog... Read More

Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory

News | January 22, 2015, 12:45 pm

Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory

Have you ever wondered where dildos and sex toys come from? Like, that there is an entire industry that is based on the manufacture and sale of sexy sex toys? "Gee whiz Timmy, what does your mom do?" said the inquisitive boy. "Well, my mom makes Black Stallion Bum Ticklers at a dildo factory in West... Read More

Giant Inflatable My Little Pony Sex Doll?

News | January 22, 2015, 12:28 pm

Giant Inflatable My Little Pony Sex Doll?

The last few years has seen the rise of the subculture known as Bronies, grown ass men who are obsessed to My Little Pony. I remember when I was a kid an My Little Pony was first popular that my cousins and I would steal girl's tiny pink horses and melt them on the bar-b-q grill. But I guess the... Read More

The Lego Holocaust?

News | January 19, 2015, 2:05 pm

The Lego Holocaust?

I remember that back when I was in high school I did a book report on the Holocaust for history class. It really taught me a lot I didn't know and brought out a lot of emotions in me as a person and a Jew. I wrote a conventional report which was, I guess boring. An English kid named John Denno thought... Read More

Indian Snack Superheroes?

News | January 16, 2015, 1:56 pm

Indian Snack Superheroes?

I love Indian food, like a lot. I spent three weeks in India eating nothing but Indian food and I never got tired of it. But I must admit that half the time I have no idea what I'm eating. Maybe that's not smart on my part. Perhaps my glutony is so much that I just don't care. If an Indian friend... Read More

Knit Your Way Through The Kama Sutra

News | January 15, 2015, 2:11 pm

Knit Your Way Through The Kama Sutra

The Kama Sutra is an ancient Hindu book which shows different sexual positions and techniques to perform Tantric Yoga. That's basically using your dong to achieve enlightenment or something. I've flipped through the Kama Sutra and I know for certain that I am too overweight and inflexible to do most... Read More

Celebrate The Winter With Whale Testicle Beer

News | January 14, 2015, 2:26 pm

Celebrate The Winter With Whale Testicle Beer

I'm a pretty open minded guy. I have traveled all over the world and have experienced lots of different cultures. One tries not to judge other people's customs by the framework of my modern American sensibilities. But it's when I come up to stuff like Icelandic whale testicle beer that my tolerance... Read More

Stop Taking So Many Selfies, Ya Psycho

News | January 13, 2015, 2:37 pm

Stop Taking So Many Selfies, Ya Psycho

There is a scourge destroying our once great country: selfies. I can barely walk down the street without tripping over 15 people taking friggin selfies. One the subway I see people taking selfies for their entire commute. It's a compulsive behaivior. But what if it was a sign of something even worse?... Read More