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Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "The Possession"

News | February 23, 2015, 4:19 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "The Possession"

Most movies that deal with demonic possession have a Catholic perspective. The archetype set up by The Exorcist has a priest, usually a Jesuit, come to expel whatever demon is possessing the afflicted. But the Catholics aren't the only ones that have exorcism rituals. In Judaism there is also a tradition... Read More

Can Porn Stars Really Act?

News | February 20, 2015, 12:49 pm

Can Porn Stars Really Act?

I was a theater major in college and acted in dozens of plays throughout my life. One of the techniques that separates a real actor from an amateur is the ability to make yourself cry on command. It's not easy but with proper training and concentration it can be done. But what about porn stars? They... Read More

Happy Ninja Day

News | February 19, 2015, 2:59 pm

Happy Ninja Day

Who were the most awesome warriors ever in the history of ever? Ninjas. The shadow clan of master assassins terrorized medieval Japan for centuries. Japan sought to honor these spies and killers in the night from their past by making today Ninja Day. I've honored their memory by watching a couple... Read More

The Scream Of A Thousand Corpses

News | February 18, 2015, 11:25 am

The Scream Of A Thousand Corpses

In the annals of history there are few civilizations that match the Aztecs for being effed up and blood thirsty. I've been to their ruins in Mexico and heard the tales of the thousands of sacrifices that they would conduct in a single day. The priest would take the unlucky bastard and cut out his... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "World War Z"

News | February 16, 2015, 2:00 pm

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: "World War Z"

I really enjoy a good zombie film. Since I saw my first one, the classic Dawn of the Dead, I fell in love with tales of the walking dead. So, it was with great pleasure that I read Max Brooks, (Mel Brooks son BTW), book World War Z. It is written like a book of interviews with people all over the... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Butt Pudding

News | February 12, 2015, 12:42 pm

Today In Japanese Perversion: Butt Pudding

I'm a big fan of Japanese food. I could pretty much eat sushi, tempura, or sashimi every day. But I've got to say that their candies are just kind of weird. Some of them are good like sesame candy or taro chews. But the rest is just kinda weird. So it came as no surprise to me when the combined two... Read More

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Omen III - The Final Conflict

News | February 11, 2015, 9:09 am

Awesomely Horrible Netflix Instant Films: Omen III - The Final Conflict

I love the original Omen movie from the early 70's starring Gregory Peck. Maybe it's because I went to Catholic school my entire life, (including college), that the tale of the birth and toddlerhood of the Antichrist really scared me. It's also a really well crafted horror film. Damian Thorne has... Read More

Scientifically Accurate "Barney"

News | February 10, 2015, 12:25 pm

Scientifically Accurate "Barney"

When I was in my teens a cousin of mine by marriage was actually a cast member on Barney, the cloyingly saccharine show about a mentally-challenged dinosaur and his multicultural band of kids. My cousin was the token Latino kid. She was a minor celebrity and had people approach her at the mall. She... Read More

Sara X's Boobs "Play" Beethoven's "Fur Elise"

News | February 9, 2015, 12:49 pm

Sara X's Boobs "Play" Beethoven's "Fur Elise"

Sara X is a young woman with a particular talent. Namely, she has amazing control over her huge hooters. I mean REAL control. She has done quite a few songs, including Jingle Bells for Christmas, twitching her breastes to the music. For Valentine's Day she decided to go way back and "play" one of... Read More

Lego "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer

News | February 9, 2015, 12:36 pm

Lego "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Trailer

One of the biggest literary hits of the past few years is the book series Fifty Shades of Grey. The story of a young woman who gets involved with a dude who is into BDSM has sold millions of copies. Lot's of suburban ladies and bored housewives have lived out their inner sexy fantasies in the adventures... Read More