Humor

Soooo, Vampires Are Real

News | October 16, 2014, 2:49 pm

Soooo, Vampires Are Real

I've gotten pretty sick of vampires. They've reached maximum saturation I would say. With Twilight, True Blood, Dracula Untold, etc. it's really enough already. I mean, it doesn't really matter, right? It's not like vampires are real, right? WRONG! Apparently, an archaeologist in Bulgaria has found a... Read More

I'd Crash My Car, Too: Busty Russian Ad Causes 500 Accidents in a Day

News | October 16, 2014, 10:00 am

I'd Crash My Car, Too: Busty Russian Ad Causes 500 Accidents in a Day

Helen's face launched a thousand ships, but it was this pair of huge-ass watermelons that caused half a thousand accidents. An advert featuring the aforementioned boobies were placed on the side of thirty trucks which were driven around Moscow. Even though the nips were strategically covered, dudes (and... Read More

Feel The Pain Of Taco Bell's Sriracha Menu

News | October 15, 2014, 12:26 pm

Feel The Pain Of Taco Bell's Sriracha Menu

I like sriracha. It's friggin' delicious and I like to put it on everything. The spicy Thai rooster sauce is extremely trendy right now and can be found pretty much everywhere that hipsters dwell. This is unfortunate because it really is an amazing hot sauce. Always with their finger on the pulse of... Read More

LOLZZZ: Silly Scarecrow Prank Quickly Turns Scary (VIDEO)

News | October 15, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLZZZ: Silly Scarecrow Prank Quickly Turns Scary (VIDEO)

Aww, check out the silly scarecrow... aarrghhhhh! That's the typical reaction of folks who came across prankster edbassmaster, who dressed up as a silly scarecrow only to pull off the mask and reveal his true, deadly (or is that un-deadly?) nature. Naturally, people freaked out, other's screamed,... Read More

Behold The Creepy Wasco Clown

News | October 14, 2014, 11:16 am

Behold The Creepy Wasco Clown

A creepy ass clown has been haunting the towns of Wasco, Bakersfield, and Delano California. He's been showing up random places with balloons and other clown stuff. He doesn't really DO anything. He just stands there...but it's the way he just stands there that is unsettling. As if he's watching you,... Read More

LOLWTF: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

News | October 14, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWTF: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

So this here is a glove you're supposed to put on when you want to have a good time. You know what I mean. Normally, your gloveless hands and some lube is fine, but the folk behind the Handie think otherwise. The silicon glove doesn't do the work for you, although it promises to heighten pleasure thanks... Read More

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas

News | October 13, 2014, 3:32 pm

Kirk Cameron Saves Christmas

You're starting to see Christmas stuff in the stores and the holiday sales have already begun. You know what that means? It's time to once again launch an all out offensive against Christians in the name of the Lord Satan and godless capitalism. Well, not if Kirk Cameron has anything to say about it... Read More

Ouija Prank Has This Psychic's Eyes Popping and People Freaking Out (VIDEO)

News | October 13, 2014, 10:00 am

Ouija Prank Has This Psychic's Eyes Popping and People Freaking Out (VIDEO)

One look at the Ouija trailer and you're immediately treated to a few minutes' worth of horror that compel you to check the movie out once it hits theaters. The movie's PR folks decided to go the viral route and called world record holder Kim Goodman to play the part of an eye-popping psychic. And when... Read More

Real People Try Cosmo's Sex Positions

News | October 10, 2014, 2:07 pm

Real People Try Cosmo's Sex Positions

I don't much care for Cosmo magazine's sex advice. What mortal man can live up to those kinds of expectations? If you don't give your woman multiple brain shattering orgasms every time you are a bad lover. They also want you to do all kinds of weird sex positions. Now, I'm a fat bastard. Not need to... Read More

Bad Lip Reading of Walking Dead Season 4 is Hilarious! (VIDEO)

News | October 10, 2014, 10:00 am

Bad Lip Reading of Walking Dead Season 4 is Hilarious! (VIDEO)

A lot of sh't goes down in every season of The Walking Dead. People dying, walkers getting shot, dudes getting bitten... there's nothing really funny about all that, but it's all sorts of hilarious when choice clips get the bad lip reading treatment. Man, they're talkative, specially the zombies. Who... Read More

Why Do We Need A

News | October 9, 2014, 3:04 pm

Why Do We Need A "Ghostbusters" Reboot?

When I was seven years old my grandfather took me to see the original Ghostbusters. I fell in love. I didn't get all the jokes, of course. Particularly Bill Murray's sexy humor. But I knew I was seeing something special. I, like many of my friends, was a Ghostbuster for Halloween. Then, a few years later,... Read More