Humor

Brad Pitt On

News | October 23, 2014, 2:34 pm

Brad Pitt On "Between Two Ferns" Is Everything.

I have a love hate relationship with Brad Pitt. On the one hand he's starred in some of my favorite movies like Fight Club, Inglorious Basterds, and 12 Monkeys but on the other he looks like such a smug chode. Part of this is no doubt due to him marrying a woman who is so full of herself that she'll... Read More

Worst Places To Be During The Zombocalypse

News | October 22, 2014, 6:47 am

Worst Places To Be During The Zombocalypse

It is a fact that the zombocalypse is coming. Sorry, but it's true. The Walking Dead is practically a prophetic documentary. But some places will be safe than others when avoiding the undead. Real estate website Trulia calculated where are the worse places to be when the zombocalypse happens. It's not... Read More

News | October 21, 2014, 8:06 am

"Mike Tyson Mysteries" Might Be The Best Show Ever

Who is the greatest entertainer of all time? Elvis? Sinatra? No, it's Mike Tyson. He can hit people really hard, he can do a one man show on Broadway, or "act" in movies. Mostly as himself but whatever. Adult Swim decided to capitalize on his irresistible charm by creating Mike Tyson Mysteries. The show... Read More

Today In Japanese Perversion: Sex Doll Drink Dispenser

News | October 20, 2014, 9:31 am

Today In Japanese Perversion: Sex Doll Drink Dispenser

Remember in A Clockwork Orange when the lads are at the Moloko Milk Bar and they get their drinks dispensed from a mannequin's boobies? Well, now this nightmarish idea from the fevered brain of Anthony Burgess has become a reality thanks to the Japanese being freaky deakies. They've taken a creepy realistic... Read More

Three-Boob Halloween Costume is Freakishly Funny

News | October 17, 2014, 10:00 am

Three-Boob Halloween Costume is Freakishly Funny

Jasmine Tridevil's fifteen minutes of fame are long over, but the legacy of her three-boob hoax will live on in the internet forever. Ironically, the hoax was revealed only when some dude stole her bag off the conveyor and she informed cops that her $5,000 third boob prosthesis was inside. (Damn girl!) That... Read More

Soooo, Vampires Are Real

News | October 16, 2014, 2:49 pm

Soooo, Vampires Are Real

I've gotten pretty sick of vampires. They've reached maximum saturation I would say. With Twilight, True Blood, Dracula Untold, etc. it's really enough already. I mean, it doesn't really matter, right? It's not like vampires are real, right? WRONG! Apparently, an archaeologist in Bulgaria has found a... Read More

I'd Crash My Car, Too: Busty Russian Ad Causes 500 Accidents in a Day

News | October 16, 2014, 10:00 am

I'd Crash My Car, Too: Busty Russian Ad Causes 500 Accidents in a Day

Helen's face launched a thousand ships, but it was this pair of huge-ass watermelons that caused half a thousand accidents. An advert featuring the aforementioned boobies were placed on the side of thirty trucks which were driven around Moscow. Even though the nips were strategically covered, dudes (and... Read More

Feel The Pain Of Taco Bell's Sriracha Menu

News | October 15, 2014, 12:26 pm

Feel The Pain Of Taco Bell's Sriracha Menu

I like sriracha. It's friggin' delicious and I like to put it on everything. The spicy Thai rooster sauce is extremely trendy right now and can be found pretty much everywhere that hipsters dwell. This is unfortunate because it really is an amazing hot sauce. Always with their finger on the pulse of... Read More

LOLZZZ: Silly Scarecrow Prank Quickly Turns Scary (VIDEO)

News | October 15, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLZZZ: Silly Scarecrow Prank Quickly Turns Scary (VIDEO)

Aww, check out the silly scarecrow... aarrghhhhh! That's the typical reaction of folks who came across prankster edbassmaster, who dressed up as a silly scarecrow only to pull off the mask and reveal his true, deadly (or is that un-deadly?) nature. Naturally, people freaked out, other's screamed,... Read More

Behold The Creepy Wasco Clown

News | October 14, 2014, 11:16 am

Behold The Creepy Wasco Clown

A creepy ass clown has been haunting the towns of Wasco, Bakersfield, and Delano California. He's been showing up random places with balloons and other clown stuff. He doesn't really DO anything. He just stands there...but it's the way he just stands there that is unsettling. As if he's watching you,... Read More

LOLWTF: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

News | October 14, 2014, 10:00 am

LOLWTF: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

So this here is a glove you're supposed to put on when you want to have a good time. You know what I mean. Normally, your gloveless hands and some lube is fine, but the folk behind the Handie think otherwise. The silicon glove doesn't do the work for you, although it promises to heighten pleasure thanks... Read More