How Much Do You Get Paid To Use The Toilet?

We all use the bathroom, it's one of the things that unites us as human beings. When you are at work for 8 hours a day you naturally have to use the toilet throughout the day. Whether it's number one or number two, you are technically getting paid for the time you spend in the bathroom. No one but a Nazi boss would dock your pay for going to the loo. The folks at Plumbworld have created a nifty calculator that figures out how much money a year you earn for making a pee pee or poopie. For example, I get paid an average of $1000 a year for going to the toilet. The more you earn the higher the number. Someone who earns $60,000 would get almost $2000 a year. Pretty amazing. It's like you now know how much your excretions are worth. Calculate your turd earnings here. 

It is not advisable to just go and hang out in the bathroom all day to earn more for pooping more. That's how you get fired.