How Is Courtney Stodden Contained In This Dress?

They were dubbing the return of Courtney Stodden to Los Angeles as some type of heroes return from conquering Great Britain. That seems like it might be bit overblown, but when you're talking about Courtney Stodden, everything is pretty much overblown at this point.

The busty supposed eighteen year old took to a club in Hollywood to celebrate her British invasion on Celebrity Big Brother, wearing, err, painted into a blue leather skin tight something or other where everybody was laying odds on how long her cans would stay packed in their leather casing. It really was some kind of miracle of Velcro or something similar to keep the children in the area from being visually drowned in chest flesh. Enjoy.