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Hot or Not: Jennifer Garner Still Got It?

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aldo-vallon - April 16, 2018

The short answer: Yes. The long answer: Hell yes. She is hot every day of the week and twice as hot on Sundays. Mainly because Sundays are when I assume she stays in and wears sweatpants while eating ice cream straight out of the tub with a spoon. I am fairly confident that Jennifer has the right bone structure to be able to pull that look off. I’m just saying, those cheeks do not need any help in the department of making themselves known.

There are not enough hot nannies in the world that are capable of making me think they are worth cheating on her with. Even now she has retained the athleticism of her youth when she was in that show about a secret agent who played dress up professionally.

How is it that a woman in her mid-forties can still manage to avoid acquiring any wrinkles in her forehead? I did not even make it out of high school with a clean slate for a forehead. I looked like the rumble strips on the side of the highway. I know some women avoid showing any emotion in order to avoid aging, but Jennifer’s job is to literally show emotion! Something screwy must be going on and I think it rhymes with shmastic purgery.

 

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