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Hot Models in See-Through Beach Tops Must Mean It’s Time for Water Pimping

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bill-swift - November 26, 2017

Why we pay for promotional photos I'm not quite sure, but if you're going to throw down bones for advertisers' pictures, why not hot statuesque in bikini bottoms and sheer wet see-through beach tops baring their precious delicious ocean-front funbags there-under? That's rhetorical. You know how I like to spend my tiny fortune.

138 Water has been dispensing the hotties in little clothing by the beach and poolside for four years now trying to drive sales of their lifestyle water. Lifestyle water seems to make sense as you do need water to live, albeit not necessarily overpriced bottle water in cool, hipster flavors and colors and names. But you do definitely need sextastic women baring their fine female forms in pimping service to one commodity of another. So we shall not complain about the commerce herein.

Whenever a consumer products company chooses to unabashedly employ sex to sell products, everybody wins. The seller, the buyer, and the ogling gentleman watching for free. Such is the very nature of a rising tide. And it's not the only thing rising, you know what I'm saying, wicked hot and see-through bikini model? Enjoy.

 

Photo Credit: Splash News

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