Hope Solo and Elisabetta Canalis Sexy Standouts Among the New Dancing With the Stars D-List

If you are an avid Dancing with the Stars fan, I want you to know, you're safe here. This is a judgement free zone. Loser ahem.

The DWTS producers have assembled another motley crew of C and D list celebrities to tango on the upcoming season, none of which is of much consequence to Egotastic! save for two contestants, the freshly de-Clooney'd hottie Elisabetta Canalis and newcomer soccer goalie statuesque Hope Solo, neither of whom will I spend a minute watch dancing unless it's at a club called Cheetah's or the Champagne Lounge, but they both looked rather hot at last nights DWTS lineup announcement party.

Guys, if your girl makes you watch this show, I can only hope you're getting some compensatory nookie. Enjoy.