Honey Boo Boo At Risk

Mama June, the human toilet known for shitting out Honey Boo Boo, is dating Mark McDaniel, a child molester who previously forced an eight year old to blow him and served ten years in prison. Making it slightly worse if possible, the victim was a relative of hers and she was dating the guy when he did it. McDaniel is a registered sex offender who I would assume is barred from contact with small children. It's not clear if nine year old Honey Boo Boo qualifies. The Learning Channel is now thinking of canceling this educational program about how cycles of poverty and sexual abuse continue throughout generations so they can finally allow Honey Boo Boo the privacy to be violently raped in the quiet of her own home. On a positive note, McDaniel is looking forward to attending the pageants.

C'mon, Obama. We know the drones are there. Smudge this family now.

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