Lex Jurgen - November 26, 2015
You're not gay because you want to have sex with Holly Holm. You're gay because you want her to peg you with her six inch clit while instructing you on how to help her fake her pee test. She's ordering Muscle Milk on your Amazon account and already took your spot in the weekly poker game. Holly Holm doesn't cry when she comes up empty on a flush draw. Your buddies like her better. Learn how to tie a proper sheepshank. The champ can't risk injury to her fists tying you up.
Photo Credit: "Late Night With Seth Meyers"
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