Hofit Golan Shows Off Her Beautiful Busty Goodness In Beachside Candids

Hofit Golan sure looked to be doing a lot of running around at the beach. What was she trying to do, catch minnows? Even my dog could have told her that it would be a futile task. See, the light refracts through the water, so the fish are not where they seem to be…Ah, damnit, it’s too late now.

But with all of that running around I would have hoped for at least one nipple to make an appearance. Unfortunately for us, that did not happen. That swimsuit was working twice as hard as it normally does on that day. Just because a couple of boobs can fit inside, does not mean that they were intended to. I do not think any swimsuit could have been designed for the market to fit a body like Hofit’s.

There is only so much that a fabric could realistically be expected to handle, and Hofit lives on the other side of that expectation. It is like when you see a morbidly obese man wearing swim trunks. Sure, they are staying up, but you know that elastic waistband is going to go on strike at some point.

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