bill-swift - August 9, 2017
Hilary Duff and her never ending Hawaiian beach vacation has been a source of rest and relaxation for all of us. Well, minus the constant long distance erections. Those are a byproduct of owning an Egotastic radar, a telescopic lens, and every Journey album every produced on vinyl. The combination makes for a very romantic evening.
For today's seaside romp, Hilary chose hot pink. A one piece of lucky latex stuck tightly to her motherly hot body where really my hands should be. I'm cheaper than synthetics and I will not catch on fire if left dangling over a radiator. Which has happened to me more than once I would confess in pursuit of my prurient peeks. The life of a leering gentleman is never without hazard.
Hilary manages to maintain her demure mom thing whilst reminding everybody why they've cared about her so much for so many years now. And she's yet so young. So many more swimsuits to go. So many more beach vacations. At some point she needs to shower, right? I'll be there. Enjoy.
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