Hilary Duff Pictures Give Me a Chubby, Wait, I Mean, She’s Chubby

There are two kinds of women in this world, those who I find hot in some way and those I've never met. I'm a glass is half-full kind of guy when it comes to assessing female hotness; I give chances, I'm generous, I was born with beer goggles. None of which actually applies to Hilary Duff, who I've always lusted, even as she starts to pack on some post-marital curves. I still think she's hot. Give me a woman with some meat on her bones that I might nibble for hours! Wow, like Shakespeare. Or Bacon. This is for you, fellow Duff lusters. Enjoy.

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