Heidi Montag’s Bikini Shows Off Her New Breasts

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bill-swift - May 4, 2007

Now, I don't want to say that these pictures of The Hills "star" Heidi Montag in her bikini, showing off her brand new breasts, are in any way staged, but that's exactly what I'm saying.

Anyone who thinks that a reality show cast member doing push-ups, play fighting and making out with her douchebag boyfriend, (yeah, you Spencer, you're a douchebag) while simultaneously showing off her new body from every possible angle is not a desperate attempt to steal the spotlight from her cast mate / former "best friend" (who happens to have a sex tape coming out), is living in their own scripted "reality" world.

No, these Heidi Montag bikini pictures, while they may appear candid, are anything but. That girl wants people looking at her more than Lindsay Lohan wants coke. Well, maybe not that much, but she's obviously desperate for attention. And while I'm not really into fake breasts, I have to say, hers are pretty damned effective at getting attention.

Seriously, though, they're just standing there smiling for the damn camera. They probably paid the photographer to show up.

(For the record, other fake activities featured in this totally staged "candid moment" include: Water pistol fights, Racquetball, Playful chasing, Splashing, Cuddling, Kissing, Lounging, Holding hands, Piggy-back riding, Applying lotion, Posing, Kissing, and Posing.)

There's a huge load of Heidi Montag bikini pictures right here, and even more after the jump.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News

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