Heidi Montag “Girls Gone Wild” Bikini Pictures

Well, wouldn't you know it, we've got some more staged Heidi Montag bikini pictures. But wait, make that Heidi Montag Girls Gone Wild bikini pictures. That's right, Heidi has "Girls Gone Wild" emblazoned on her ass, which is exactly the right place, if you ask me. Could this be a sign of where her "career" is going? Lets hope so, becuase she's utterly useless in every other way.

Other than the whole soft-core, late-night porn aspect, though, there's not too much new here to really talk about. Same "active," water-sports-loving lifestyle (wink wink). Same lovey-dovey "yes we are a realy couple - we're not just posing for the cameras" (no they're not, yes they are) poses. Same douchebaggy boyfriend. Though we do get some rather nice beach shower pictures. So, we're slightly ahead.

Where the hell is Lindsay Lohan when you need her? More Heidi Montag bikini pictures after the jump.

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