Heidi Klum Models New Intimate Collection

Heidi Klum is selling panties. Alas, not as I had hoped. Not her worn pairs from her hamper, just newly freshly pressed and designed under her own lingerie line. Nice, but not nice nice if you know what I'm saying. I so had my secret PayPal account ready to purchase.

On the happier side, Heidi does model her own lacy under things using her own Forties and Faptastic hot blonde body because who better than to show you how her lingerie looks on a sextastic MILF than a sextastic MILF? It seems so obvious. Heidi also hired a bunch of younger models to pimp and promote her slinky bits at a press conference to remind people that women's underwear is a monster mega billions of dollars industry. Thanks in part to me and my share of purchases. Heidi, do you ever do private viewings? I'm asking for a friend who looks just like me and lives in my place and would cry to see you turn around in a lacy thong. Enjoy.

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