Heidi Klum Looks Amazing On The Red Carpet, Obviously

44 year old Heidi Klum rocks a plunging, cleavage baring dress and the world goes insane. It's as if no one knew that Heidi Klum was one of the absolute hottest women alive. Seriously, not even a prolonged exposure to Seal has changed my feelings for her in any way, shape, or form.

Something funky's going on with her footwear though. It looks like the pinky toe on her right foot just doesn't want to join everyone else below the strap. It's like she refused to go up the half size, like a scene right out of an episode of Married with Children. I tell ya, shoe size jokes are never not funny.

Anyway, despite her dodgy decision making abilities surrounding footwear, I would otherwise deem Heidi Klum one of the most amazing women alive. She continues to stay relevant in a world that's constantly looking to shake off irrelevance. I applaud her not only for her amazing beauty but for her ability to turn heads on the red carpet above the age of 40. Seriously, in a world where new is already old, points to Heidi Klum for keeping people on their toes. 

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