bill-swift - October 9, 2012
It's weird, but ever since Heidi Klum split from Seal and started banging her bodyguard we've kind of fallen more deeply in lust with the German hottie and business woman powerhouse. I mean, let's be honest, a hot mom who starts knocking boots with the help -- that's the very source of 32% of all our adult-rated daydreams, not to mention quite possibly our only chance of ever hooking up with the likes of a world-class supermodel.
Now, throw in the wide-mouthed multi-colored Missile Pops® sucking, and, well, don't be surprised if her entire male staff isn't watching and wondering when it will be their turn at bat with the mistress of the house. Personally, I'm trying to get a job as her gardener as we speak. 'Oh, yes, Ms. Klum, I would love to come inside for some lemonade.' And, enjoy.