Hayden Panettiere, Rachel McAdams, Kate Beckinsale Highlight the Hotness at the Critics Choice Awards 2016

Award and self-congratulatory season are in full swing here in Hollywood where Tinsel Town is getting decked out and partied up for lavish ceremonies celebrating their very favorite subject matter -- themselves. Ah, conceit, it's a virtue when it leads to googles and gaggles of super hot sextastic celebrities of the female variety showing up for these evening affairs competing for attention in the best dressed and most skin shown categories. The ladies can't go crazy on the flesh for fantasy for these black tie swank events, but make no mistake, there's a ton of competition going on before the less interesting competition of the actual awards.

Kate Beckinsale, Hayden Panettiere, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Rachel McAdams, Emmy Awesome, Jennifer Aniston, to name just a few of the women in my fantasy hot tub party lineup made their way down the red carpet showing off their epic allure and in the case of Hayden, who three sizes bigger funbags barely contained. I'm not sure what the Critics were choosing inside the building, as for me on the outside, I choose ALL. Thank you kindly. Now, back to my abode for the presenting of the tributes, I mean, trophies. No, you can't bring your husbands and boyfriends. They'd just be bored. Also, I'd lock them out back. Enjoy.

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