Hayden Panettiere Bikini Pics Will Make You Green With Envy, Red in the Face, and Blue in the…

Oh, Hayden Panettiere, how I want to wrap you up and put you in my pocket like a little ball of fluffy stuffing. Nah, just kidding, I just want to lay wood to you until the Lorax comes and tells me I'm the last tree in the forest, then take off with only a pair of your knickers for keepsakes. Honesty is the best policy.

The little buttercup of boobtastic goodness was clad in a bright green bikini (all the better for our telescopic lenses to pick up) down Cabo Wabo way with her stupid lucky-ass boyfriend, but we still get to share in the luscious little curvy body treats of this hot  ans stacked little minx.

Hayden Paentttiere has got something serious going on. What exactly it is is hard to put into words, but there's a whole lot of it. See for yourself. And, enjoy.