Hayden Panettiere Dumps Douchebag Doofus

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bill-swift - September 13, 2007

Just in time for fans to get their fantasies revving, Hayden Panettiere has ended her relationship with former reality TV "star," Stephen Colletti of Laguna Beach "fame." Obviously, Hayden now realizes that with Lindsay Lohan in rehab, and Britney Spears the laughing stock of the country, she is the only viable candidate for the next world-wide "It Girl." Of course, she's still smart enough to keep it civil, saying:

We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other's careers.

Support each other's careers? What does that mean? Did she give him a job as her personal assistant? Whatever, at least he's out of the picture. Now you go ahead and delude yourself into thinking you've actually got a chance with Hayden. Let me tell you something: You don't. How do I know? Because she's mine. MINE!

Here are some pictures of Hayden and her now Ex-boyfriend together in happier times. And by happier times, I mean Hayden Panettiere in a bikini, which makes me happy.

More Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures (featuring Mr. Loser Ex) after the jump.

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