Hayden Panettiere Needs a Looser Shirt

Hayden Panettiere is great, but her wardrobe choices just don't measure up to those other Hollywood "It Girls." When's the last time you saw a Hayden Panettiere nipple slip? Or how about a Hayden Panettiere upskirt? No? What about Hayden in a see-through outfit? Or a bit of an ass flash? Nadda.

And here's Hayden, all bending over and stuff, and does she take advantage of the fact that the paparazzi are right there, in the perfect position, for the perfect shot? No. She just goes on wearing a properly-fitting shirt, that keeps her fun parts under wraps, and her dignity intact.

Come on Hayden, you'll never be as big as Lindsay, Paris, or Britney if you don't start "slipping up" and having "wardrobe malfunctions" from time to time. Seriously. Ask your publicist. You can't be a good girl forever. After a while, it just gets boring.

Of course, we have had quite a few Hayden Panettiere bikini picture posts, so she's not that boring.