bill-swift - September 20, 2012
Avast me hardies, and listen to me tale. Tis' speak like a pirate day and we buccaneers on the bad ship Egotastic! be arrrright wit' dat. Lots o' landlubbers know about piratin' just by what they see in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Scallywags and liars, the lot of 'em! If I had Johnny Depp and Jerry Bruckheimer here I'd make them walk de plank. Aye, and I hope Walt Disney is eatin' brine in Davy Jones' locker for makin' dat cursed ride. Piratin' is an old an noble profession. There's been desperate foul smellin' men rapin' and stealin' on the high seas since the time o' the Bible. So, hark me words ye scum and hear of the greatest pirates in history.
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