Happy Ragnarok Everyone!

Tomorrow, February 22nd, 2014 is Ragnarok: the ancient Norse end of the world. That's right, tomorrow we are all going to die in a final battle between the gods of Asgard and the frost giants. Sometime around 6am, (my estimation), Fenrir the wolf will break out of his prison and awaken Jormungand the Midgard snake. This leads to a series of events that culminate in Fenrir the wolf eating the sun and killing Odin, king of the gods. Vidar will then tear Fenrir apart with his bare hands and Surt will cast fire upon the 9 worlds and burn them all. All of the heroes that reside in Valhalla will join in on this battle against the evil frost giants. According to the ancient Viking calendar this is all happening tomorrow.

Look, I know I've told you that the world was going to end before and I was wrong. But is it better to be safe or sorry? You'll thank me when you see a giant wolf eating the sun. Not that there is anything you can do about it. Bye y'all.