Happy Birthday: See Olivia Munn’s Best Skin Filled Pics For Her Birthday

It is hard to not appreciate a woman who is so generous in displaying the grand canyon of cleavage that resides upon their chest. For some reason the people more likely to do it are not the ones I like. They tend to be overweight biker chicks with bad tattoos, often on the boob, or overweight men who do not like using all of the buttons on their shirts. Those upper buttons are there for a reason, guys, please utilize them. Chest hair has not been in for some time now, and the ladies do not need a sneak peak of what awaits them. Keep them in suspense, a homeless man told me they like that kind of thing.

Olivia is a girl who is allowed to use as many or as few buttons as she pleases. Obviously I would prefer her to be on the few side of the spectrum, but I don’t want to tell her how to live her life. Besides, she seems to be making favorable decisions on her own. I would hate to ruin a good thing. Olivia might be the kind of girl that rebels at being told what to do. Me giving my two cents could push her to wearing an Amish getup.

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