Happy Barely Legal 18th Birthday To Ariel Winter, Badaboom!

Okay, so Ariel Winter did get a breast reduction and in the process broke our hearts just a little. Her choice for sure. I can't condone back pain just for my viewing pleasure. Well, a little yes. Not a lot. And Ariel seems like a groovy kind of teen TV starlet. We just want her to be happy. And wear lots of tight and low cut tops.

To wit, today is Ariel's 18th birthday. A little something something we like to call Barely Legal Birthday. It means a lot more in the world of adult entertainment I suppose, and to her potential boyfriends, but for us here it finally means we are unshackled from the demure and innocent language surrounding our still maturing sweethearts. For instance. referring to Ariel's rack as ginormous gobs of goodness descended from funbag heaven for the benefit of motorboaters everywhere. Something like that. God, that feels better. Happy Birthday, Ariel. Welcome to the club. Enjoy.

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