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Hannah Davis And Emily DiDonato Bikini Peeks For Sports Illustrated

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bill-swift - January 15, 2016

Oh, yes, sweet amazing looking bikini models. Preen and pose and dance. It's that time of year when every crazy sextastic swimsuit model is looking to make the cover of SI. The competition is brutal. You all have world class bodies and perfect bottoms. What's going to make you standout? I'm trying not to sound creepy but I'm feeling super creepy and not so bad about it.

Bikini models Hannah Davis and Emily DiDonato were captured taking their turn in tiny little two pieces before the SI cameras. All in preparation for the big reveal come several weeks from now. Naturally, I'd shank any of you or my mom in the showers for five minutes of conjugal time with either of these heavenly bodied princesses. Which is weird, because why would my mom be in a men's prison shower room? I need to see my shrink again. Hannah, Emily, why not come back to my place after work and we can all have a couple cocktails and complain about our crazy hard jobs and see where the evening leads. I'm down for a game of pretend. Bikinis optional. Enjoy.

Photo Credit: AKM-GSI

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