Hanks, Tom Hanks

Matthew McConaughey gets his party on. (Popsugar)

More pictures from the Golden Globes. (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Hanks is 007! Seriously, you must watch this. (CollegeHumor)

Britney Spears' new boy toy, Isaac Cohen, is already trying to capitalize on his new found shame. (Pink is the New Blog)

Paula Abdul is acting strange again. (IDLYITW)

The death of Anna Nicole Smith's son is being investigated. (DListed)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are moving to New Orleans. (Just Jared)

Even as a kid, Jack Black was still kind of annoying. (Popoholic)

It's gross enough thinking of Hugh Hefner getting it on with all those Playmates. We don't need the added visual of attemted impregnation. (A Socialite's Life)

Dustin Hoffman and Jennifer Aniston: Separated at birth. (CityRag)

Sylvester Stalone is a junk food addict. (Hollywood Rag)