Hailey Clauson Shares Shimmering Topless Shot On Instagram

Sure, when Hailey Clauson wears nothing but a cowboy hat and a shirt like a cape she makes headlines, but when I did it as a child my mother yelled at me for ruining my uncle’s funeral.

What is even more upsetting is that I told that story to Hailey in confidence, and then she went behind my back and stole it! That kind of betrayal is unforgivable, in my opinion. If she thinks she is going to get anymore creepy DM’s from me that can serve as her inspiration, she is sorely mistaken.

Let’s see how long this stunning beauty can remain a successful model without my help. I give her ten years, twenty tops. After that I have a hard time believing she is going to stay relevant. She had better appreciate that time while she is living it, because after that all she is going to have are the memories. Well, there will be all of the cash as well, if she hasn’t spent it all by that time, but how much can a model really be making? She’s no Jeff Bezos, I can tell you that much.

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