Hailey Baldwin Straddles Bella Hadid During Poolside Thongtastic Tanning Session

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brian-mcgee - April 30, 2018

I wish I were a sexy lady because then I could have what's commonly referred to as "sexy friends." See, when you're sexy, other sexy people gravitate toward you and perform otherwise innocuous tasks that take on a whole new level of sexiness thanks to their inherent sexiness. Take Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid, for example. Normally you'd look at a picture of one sexy lady straddling another on a chaise and you'd think, "Hmmm, that's sexy," but when it's Hailey straddling Bella, your first instinct is to say, "Holy hot damn, that's some sexy stuff right there."

I suppose any sexy woman straddling another sexy woman in inherently sexy stuff, but seeing Hailey and Bella performing this act has taken it to the next level. The sexy level, if you catch my drift.

Look, if these two sexy friends want to bump bagels in front of the world, we should welcome that opportunity with open arms. It's not everyday that guys like us get to enjoy the benefits of sexy friends, so it's nice to get a peek inside this world. This sexy, sexy world of sexy, sexy friends straddling one another on a sexy chaise. What a rare treat!

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