Hailey Baldwin and Olivia Munn and Other Hotties At The Annual CFDA Vogue Awards

You know my feelings about fashion. It's a multi-billion dollar ruse. So be it. Money is meant to flow up the cunning food chain. But the grand silver lining is the tremendous excuse for some of the world's hottest women to get decked out in often tiny little things and out on red carpets and catwalk for the viewing, reviewing, and naturally, ogling.

The CFDA Vogue awards are a big deal in this silly superficial world, and, yes, it does have an invite list that looks rather like the dream Evites I make for the parties at my place. Sadly, the likes of Karlie Kloss, Nicola Peltz, Olivia Munn, and Hailey Baldwin never show up at my place dressed to the nines asking me if I made Gino's pizza rolls again. Of course I did ladies. So much better than that champagne and caviar you're forced into at the fancy shindigs. You're all so beautiful and all my favorites. Each and every one of you. Now, who needs help with their zipper? Enjoy.

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