Hailee Steinfeld Is Now A Singer Too

Hailee Steinfeld comes from that pack of Calabasas stage families who chose kid acting classes over book learning for their reasonably attractive children. Living for applause at six will fuck you up. By sixteen you're an entertainment robot with tits. There's no SIC industry code for that but it seems extremely popular. Can you sing and dance? You can now. Jewish girls used to hide their thighs. That was before rappers liked to slap them like ho butter. Life is not about the journey, it's about the destination. Here we are. What do you think?

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