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jhanson - September 24, 2014

Gwyneth Paltrow still has her husband pussy whipped even though he's getting hotter younger celebrity photo hacked pussy. Anonymous sources, who would have to be Paltrow's upstairs gimp given the intimate knowledge, claims Paltrow drew up a schedule for Chris Martin detailing when he is compelled to show up and mope around their former marital home. Paltrow wants to make sure her kids get plenty of normal family time with both of her parents and photographs of the two of them sharing in parenting work to show at their kids' future minors emancipation trial. Paltrow's current maternal duties include watching Sámi caretakers on Skype administering wheat grass IVs to her children and trying to find pictures of the kids where they don't look like sickly demonic toe-heads. Martin hasn't completely lost his zeal for submissive punishment so he'll likely keep to his prescribed visitation schedule. Though at some point he is going to start bringing Jennifer Lawrence around with him. This despite the double asterisk note at the bottom of the Goop emails insisting he never bring his cheap blonde whore or he'll be put in the punishment chair.

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