Gwyneth Paltrow Manages To Get Even More Annoying

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elliot-wolf - May 30, 2018

Do you remember that girl you grew up with that could never fully commit to anything she was involved in? That’s Gwyneth Paltrow. She can’t fully decide if she wants to be an organic-only hussy, online cult leader, or Becky badass. So she’ll continue to give everyone half answers about who she really is and partially commit to everything she attaches her name to. That’s why she only smokes weed occasionally and felt it was important for the world to know that. Also she wants the world to know that she only does it because the law in California allows it. Wow. What’s next? Maybe admitting to sipping wine coolers whilst cruising along Mulholland drive in a GOOP approved minivan. Officer, is it really an open container if the cap of my barely alcoholic beverage screws back on?

Gwyneth, 45, admitted that she smokes marijuana on occasion during a recent appearance on The Howard Stern Show.

“Sometimes,” she revealed, after being prompted by Stern. “It’s legal now in California,” she explained.

When Stern asked if her famous engagement party guests, which included Jennifer Aniston, Kate Hudson, Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon, smoked with her that day, Paltrow noted that Hudson “doesn’t smoke because she’s pregnant.”

She added, “We weren’t smoking weed though. Not at the engagement party.”

Genuine potheads are pretty annoying. And Gwyneth getting involved in marijuana is a recipe for disaster. She’s barely tolerable now with her “give me GOOP or give me death” lifestyle. It’ll only get worse when she decides to dread her hair and put up Bob Marley posters as well as other memorabilia all over her estate. I have my fingers crossed that she overdoses on edibles and becomes too lazy to carry on as an under the radar has-been celebrity cult leader.

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