Guess Who Has One Sweet Jeans Ass? Yep, Miranda Kerr

Miranda looks good in everything, even better out of everything, so no shocked when she was strutting around New York outside her new Victoria's Secret shoot in various wares she's pimping, including some sweet butt-hugging jeans that made us miss our mall girl staring days just a tad. Of course, none of the mall girls looked quite like Miranda Kerr, but when you're a teenage boy, the fog of hormones is rather thick.

Miranda doubled down on the hotness show by departing the show in a braless, poky fashion. Really, the best move is just to follow her everywhere she goes and never take your eyes off of her. It's a tough job, but I'm prepared to do it for the next 20 years or so. Enjoy.