Guess What This Is (Hint: You Love Eating It Out!)

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Is it the great but elusive Ho Chi Minh trail? Nah, it's none of the above. If you guessed more than once that it has something to do with going down on a girl, then we're sorry to disappoint you, because it's not that part of her body either.

Although it definitely looks like it, it's actually not. Because if it were, we wouldn't be allowed to put it up there without adding little stars all over it now, would we?

We did say you that you love eating it out--but not in the way that you think.

What you see above is actually a special type of bread that's being sold in Japan called the 'Cherry Blossom Rain.' It's a strawberry cream bread that they've perversely decided to make in the shape and color of the average snatch. I'm guessing it was unintentional, but come on? Didn't they see the resemblance when they began churning the bread out like hotcakes?

In case one wasn't enough for you, here, have a look at five:

You can't unsee it anymore at this point, can you?