‘GTA V’ PC Edition Delayed Until March; But Hey, Remember Those Heists?

How long have our PC brethren waited to get their Grand Theft Auto V on? A year and a freaking half, that's how long. Give or take a couple months of bitching at the Internet. Well, hold on to your butts, because we're in for a couple more.

Yesterday, Rockstar confirmed March 24 as the new release date. They also gave us the usual BS,
‘Our apologies for the slight shift in the date but the game requires a few extra weeks of testing and polish to make it as good as can be. Moving a release date is never a decision we take lightly and is a choice we make only when we know it is in the best interests of the game and our fans. Thanks everyone for your understanding and we assure you these few extra weeks will be worth it when the game does arrive in March.'

What's being done with these extra weeks? Our mothereffin' heists are being added, that's what. Y'know, the ones we were promised around Christmas 2013. For the PC edition, they'll be a feature from the start.

As for the rest of us? They're on the way sometime in the coming weeks. We long thought them a mere rumour, like the Loch Ness Monster or the Yeti or celebrities who can get out of taxis without flashing their cooches to the waiting paparazzo. Much like the PC edition itself. But nil desperandum, Ego-friends. Both are in the offing. For real this time, apparently.