elliot-wolf - April 12, 2018
Gretchen Rossi must have been touched by Midas before leaving the house because she looks like 24 karats of golden excellence. She smiles like she’s almost aware of how hot she is. I can just imagine the self-esteem boost she experiences when the woman staring back at you in the mirror is Gretchen. It’s probably the best way to start any one’s day.
I’m not exactly sure what Gretchen does for a living but I hope she decides to pursue modeling at some point in her life. I still have a hard time looking away after I see her. I feel like I’ve found the golden ticket just like in Charlie and The Chocolate Factory. Because being in the presence of a lady like her involves copious amounts of luck. She belongs at the end of every rainbow. I think I'm ready to handle a woman like her at this stage in my life. I can score a golden tuxedo at Goodwill and we can both parade around town dressed as first place trophies. And if anyone were to ask why are we in such elaborate attire, either one of us could simply state that we are winners. And winners wear gold.
Photo Credit: Backgrid USA