aldo-vallon - March 8, 2018
I am ninety to ninety-five percent sure that this woman is wrapped in a napkin she got from a Costco. I know that sounds crazy, but hear me out. Costco loves giving away large quantities of things, so it is not outside the realm of possibility that they would sell one large napkin with the intention of having the consumer cut it down to size later.
Secondly, I worked as a busboy from November 3, 2010 to November 20, 2010, so I like to think that I know a thing or two about napkin rolling, and that dress is a textbook napkin roll. It makes it easy to imagine Madeline Carrol as a fork or a spoon. The details of my short tenure as a busboy are highly controversial, and I cannot say too much without violating the nondisclosure agreement, but I will say that you should never trust a man named Julio to keep his mouth shut.
As far as napkin dresses go, this is definitely one of the better ones that I have seen. There are no ketchup stains on it and no one seems to have tried blowing their nose on it, which is impressive. Almost as impressive as a white napkins ability to remain stainless while my white shirt can’t even remain immaculate while hanging in my closet.
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