editor - September 29, 2010
NOTE: first of all, this story is about suicide, which is obviously a very serious subject matter, but I don't want you to be sad. Because I'm fine. I'm doin' great. Struttin around like the cats pajamas, you might even say if you were my grandfather.
Also: I have no idea who that Asian chick with big tits is, but her picture is here because this is about Gordon Ramsey murdering people with his poison words, so now more than ever, the world needs Asian chicks with big tits (call me!). The New York Post says...
A New Jersey restaurateur once featured on Gordon Ramsay's "Kitchen Nightmares" -- and told by the TV chef that his debt-ridden eatery was "about to swim down the Hudson" -- was eerily found floating in the river after jumping off the George Washington Bridge.
Joseph Cerniglia, the 39-year-old owner of Campania in Fair Lawn, is the second chef to commit suicide after appearing on one of Ramsay's high-heat, reality-cooking series.
Holy shit. It's almost like Ramsey told people to kill themselves and they did it. That is bad ass. I can't even get my girlfriend to make me a sandwich. How is this not the biggest thing on television? It's a game show where the loser dies. It's 'the Running Man', only this time... the game is for real!!!