bill-swift - January 12, 2016
Oh, you know I partied all night long after the Golden Globe Awards. Actually, I fell asleep on my La-Z-Boy with a set of animal balls in my face. It's not as you might imagine, or it is, and it's horrible. But the ritzy set all showed up for the big swanky dressy after-parties. It's where the ladies who aren't ever going to necessarily receive an award for on-screen talent bring their talents to bare offscreen and in your face.
Sarah Hyland, Selena Gomez, Kylie Jenner, Bella Thorne, Nicole Scherzinger to name a few of the sextastic celebrities who came out looking like one million damn cleavetastic dollars to see and be seen and drink champagne cocktails and take selfies and giggle. I don't know, there always seems to be a lot of posing and giggling. Like when I take off my shirt at the doctor's office. Silly male nurses. I want an invite to these parties next year please. My dog's balls smell like dog's balls. It's not healthy. I'm coming for you Bella and Selena! So much goodness in one place. Enjoy.
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