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jhanson - July 24, 2015

WNBA All Star and last person picked on the playground as long as dudes are around Brittney Griner apparently caught her wife of one month texting her ex boyfriend. This led to their divorce and most likely their Bloodsport barbecue brawl and some strap on makeup sex. Trader Joe's has the best cucumbers. Glory Johnson will be drawing the wrath of lesbians across the Pacific Northwest who don't care much for having one foot on the shore and the other in your wife's cooter. Pretty much all of them are prone to going back to the dark side when their pheromones lead them to the wrong locker room. George Clooney either cures gay or exacerbates the problem depending on gender. I identify as a nubile cheerleader named Alexis. Please remove the handcuffs.

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